From: muta...@gmail.com   
      
   On Saturday, July 17, 2021 at 11:38:00 PM UTC+10, muta...@gmail.com wrote:   
      
   > > My software has been commercially used to produce profits, to the tunes of   
   millions of dollars...   
   > >   
   > > You?   
      
   > My software has not been commercially used to produce profits, to the tunes   
   of millions of dollars...   
      
   I wasn't able to find a transcript, but from:   
      
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Some_Mothers_Do_%27Ave_%27Em   
      
   Potential employer: (reading resume) I see here that you're a   
   qualified swim instructor.   
      
   Frank: Oh, I wouldn't say that.   
      
   Potential employer: Well what would you say?   
      
   Frank: I am not a qualified swim instructor.   
      
      
   And I deeply regret leaving out the major punchline from a   
   previous message which I do have a transcript for:   
      
   http://www.ratman.biz/archive/young_ones/flood.html   
      
   Vyvyan:	It's a potion I've invented where when the patient drinks it he turns   
   into an axe-wielding, homicidal maniac! It's basically a cure. For not being   
   an axe-wielding, homicidal maniac. The potential market's enormous!   
   Neil:	[taking a Coca-Cola can out of the fridge] What, is this it?   
   Vyvyan:	Yeah! Yeah, I put it in a Coke can so nobody'd drink it by mistake.   
      
      
   BFN. Paul.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)