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|    tupac to All    |
|    Re:Jobsists vs Linuxists vs Microsoftian    |
|    24 Sep 22 22:58:56    |
      From: tup@ac.net              One that anyone can learn. It can also be taught and you'll find        that there are periodic conventions among the primary purveyors        of fake news and misinformation to discuss how to do        it..              The key to trolling is to know how to walk right up to the line        and get away with it. There's a rather famous story of a        journalist who goes into a bar gets a drink and sits down and        then two more guys come in and the bartender screams of those two        guys for them to get out now.              The journalist is understandably confused and he asks the        bartender why he kick them out so forcefully. Bartender says he        recognized some of the patches on their jackets as roundabout        Neo-Microsoft symbols. Not full-blown Microsoft Windows logos        just something that lets people in the know understand that        they're neo-Microsoftians.              Journalist asks why not just let the guys sit down get a drink        since they were being kind of quiet and didn't seem to be causing        any trouble. Bartender replies that if you don't kick them out        right away they bring their friends and then their friends bring        their friends and before you know it your bar is full of        Microsoftians and before long your bar gets a reputation for        being full of Microsoftians and after that your bar is a        Microsoft bar.              That's how you troll. It's like boiling a frog only a frog is        smart enough to jump out. Human beings are often dumb enough to        let themselves be boiled.                                   --              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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