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   Dennis M. Hammes to Aratzio   
   Re: PJR RUNS A COMPAQ! BWAHAHAHAHAHA   
   25 Oct 06 03:40:30   
   
   XPost: rec.arts.poems, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.2600   
   XPost: alt.comp.hardware   
   From: scrawlmark@arvig.net   
      
   Aratzio wrote:   
      
   > On Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:40:44 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"   
   >  transparently proposed:   
   >   
   >   
   >>Aratzio wrote:   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>>They are why I moved to Borneo. I wish I could get the natives to   
   >>>pedal faster so I could get a faster uplink.   
   >>   
   >>You're spoZe to use two monkeys in a wheelcage.   
   >>  You hang two monkey traps in the cage, and an effigy of a   
   >>monkey-hunter behind it.   
   >>   
   >>The setup will not have quite the horsepower of hanging a limerick in   
   >>front of a wheelchair containing only one Bishop, but nobody really   
   >>needs /that/ sort of bandwidth.   
   >   
   >   
   > Have I mentioned just how much I hate you?   
   >   
      
   Why?  Can't find a Bishop?   
      Maybe we can buy chuckles a bike generator and talk him into a   
   Mission to Borneo.   
      We tried talking him into the Tour of De^H^H Borneo 2006, but he's   
   afraid of   
      
   monsoons.   
      
   But he might be inclined to Save all those little native girls for   
   JeeZuss enough to overcome it.   
      
   --   
   -------(m+   
      ~/:o)_|   
   I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon.   
   http://scrawlmark.org   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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