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   Message 1,924 of 2,222   
   Kadaitcha Man to All   
   Re: Nice thing about the Net   
   31 Aug 09 08:32:16   
   
   c870bdb5   
   XPost: alt.os.windows-xp, microsoft.public.windowsxp.setup_deployment,   
   alt.comp.os.windows-xp   
   From: anon@no.email   
      
   FU, ye dishonest flapjack, thy complexion is like Swart, like my shoe,   
   but thy face nothing like so clean kept, for why, ye sweats, a man may   
   go over shoes in the grime of it, ye griped:   
      
   > ONE FUCKING BUM CRUMBS! OF THE NICER THINGS FUCKING ASS-FUCK!   
   > FLESH-PEDDLER! ABOUT THE INTERNET IS FUCKING ASS-HOLE! PIECE OF ASS!   
   > THAT NO MATTER HOW FUCKING BROWN HOLE! ASSWIPE! MANY ASSHOLES, PRICKS   
   > AND FUCKING FERAL BITCH! CUNTS THERE ARE IN FUCKING BED SISTER! THESE   
   > NEWSGROUPS, YOU CAN FUCKING WHORE DOG! ALWAYS FIND THE ANSWER FUCKING   
   > SLIP IT TO HER! GODDAM! HELL! FROM ANOTHER SOURCE, LIKE FUCKING   
   > FORNICATION! BEARDED CLAM! CRACK! I DID FROM THE FUCKING ACE QUEEN!   
   > NEW JERSEY NIGGER! MFG DIRECT. GUESS I FUCKING SPLIT-ARSE! SLOPPY   
   > SLUT! ANAL COPULATOR! PISS WHISTLE! JUST HAVE TO CHANGE FUCKING   
   > ARSE-FARMER! CIRCLE JERK! LESBIAN! MY SERVER AND OTHER FUCKING   
   > FORNICATOR! ARSE-FARMER! ID INFO AND YOU FUCKING FLATHEAD! ALL YOU   
   > FUCKHEADS WILL FUCKING KNOB! START REPLYING JUST LIKE FUCKING LESION!   
   > GREASE MONKEY! ONE EYED BASTARD! YOU ALWAYS DO. HAVE FUCKING TRAMP! A   
   > NICE DAY. CLAM HAMMER! HAYSEED! WOMAN OF JOY! FART!   
      
   You seem upset.   
      
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   Join me for dinner. I'm cooking barbarous erupting pimples and puffer   
   fish wart extract accentuated with kaput cyst inside moldering anaconda   
   bowel with apple sauce accompanied by rancid furuncle on top of depleted   
   syphilis scabs and corn seasoning garnished with burnt used cat litter   
   chips and canary scrotum marinade, arranged in a gurgling casserole   
   stuffed with bleached leftover squash in polluted stinking slime, a side   
   of buffalo spinal cord and a pitcher of sputum.   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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