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   Jintsfan28, ye dog-hearted ticklebrain, ye hath made me mad to see thee   
   shine so brisk, and smell so sweet, and talk so like a waiting   
   gentlewoman, ye derogated:   
      
   > This is weird.   
      
   I fully agree, that is weird.   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)