rack-headed-thing-most-brutish> 0749e96c   
   From: rec.humour.funny.long.banana@expansive-dick-dent.net   
      
   AAvK , the sinewy-grandpa and sperm hungry cock   
   knocker who likes feral haemorrhoid busting thrusts with puffer fish,   
   and whose partner is a piece-of-snatch with a pestilent bacon strip,   
   wrote in :   
   > I need a "well made" keyboard, I am thinking waterproof or at least   
   > spill proof, and aluminum keys and shell, and light weight. I don't   
   > care about massive amounts of 'feature buttons' or dynamic looks or   
   > natural style for typing, something well built that will last.  Any   
   > company known for such a product?   
      
   Get a rubber one, you wanker.   
      
      
      
   --   
   Lunch was nice;   
   Snafued aborted feotus and house sparrow innards dressing in burnt   
   crocodile carbuncle and narwhal artery conserve accentuated with doomed   
   tripe inside impaired tortoiseshell cat abscess, arranged in a chilled   
   pot stuffed with well-done kelp, unpalatable bits of conch, spit, a side   
   of mudskipper testicles and a container of gut juice.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)