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   Message 496 of 2,222   
   Banned Apache to All   
   Re: I need a substantial keyboard   
   25 May 06 18:30:33   
   
   58ec7a92   
   From: talk.origins.shorn.flesh.curtains@bald-splittail.co.nz   
      
   AAvK , the derelict-down-and-out and teen keester   
   bandit who likes tactless nether eye winking with laughing jackasses,   
   and whose partner is a hot-back with a bald-headed woollen bivalve,   
   wrote in :   
   >> Your father should have taken that advise   
   >>   
   >   
   > Yeah, then he might not exist?   
   > AAvK   
      
   Who told you what LL was getting at?   
   Obviously you didn't get it all on your own, you're far too thick. Besides,   
   if you had you would have realised what a stupid cunt you would be for   
   replying like a complete fucking stooge.   
      
      
      
   --   
   Lunch was nice;   
   Profaned syphilis scabs and fish canker extract with beaten gizzard   
   aside burnt prairie wolf abscess and scorpion tumor compote with browned   
   snot aside stale cutworm blain with garlic topping accentuated with   
   glitched newt gumboil and armadillo penis garnish accompanied with   
   dinged heads of lettuce and frogmouth owl pustule garnish accentuated   
   with glitched caribou hymen with corn sauce, served in a chilled pail   
   chock full of tough sundry bits of tomato and tongue with bits of ginger   
   in defiled goo, a side of groundhog adrenal glands and a glass of   
   moonshine.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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