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   XPost: alt.os.windows-xp   
   From: alt.binaries.fetish.stunted.wretch@massive-jack-in-the-box.org   
      
   Roy , the crippled-homeless-man and   
   tinseled fag who likes cold-hearted anal brutality with electric eels,   
   and whose partner is a concubine with a swollen koo koo, wrote in   
   :   
   > Just got a new computer and when playing a movie using the Microsoft   
   > Media playerI wanted to adjust the contrast/brightness etc. However   
   > with all four sliders when I move them from the centre position and   
   > release the mouse button they revert back to the "centre" position.   
   > Thus I cannot make any adjustments to the picture as the centre   
   > position see.ms to be locked. Can anyone tell me what is wrong and   
   > how to fix it.!!!   
      
   Something's fucked.   
   Take it back.   
      
      
      
   --   
   Lunch was nice;   
   Not cooked marsupial intestine garnished with cooked sufficiently   
   exploding boils and apple extract, cooked in a bubbling cup stuffed with   
   well-done turnip, flavourless uncooked crustacean, scampi and an   
   unidentifiable organ, nut juice, a side of foetal blue whale heart and a   
   tumbler of saliva.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)