XPost: alt.os.windows-xp   
   From: 24hoursupport.bucktooth.mongoose@decrepit-jizz-receptacle.co.uk   
      
   Dave West , the hairy-sponger and garish rectal rambo   
   who likes sadistic knob shining with opossums, and whose partner is a   
   hustling-hussy with an ample tunnel, wrote in   
   :   
   > Gentlemen,   
      
      
      
   > Thanx, Dave West   
   >   
      
   You stated that you have a bit of a problem and that your computer is so   
   important that to go without it would mean certain death through starvation   
   or whatever way decided to put it.   
      
   Why don't you just buy a new computer, put up with the problems on the old   
   one only when absolutely necessary whilst you are getting the new one up to   
   scratch.   
      
   Don't forget you'll want to attach everything to a clean power supply too.   
      
      
      
      
   --   
   Lunch was nice;   
   Fried wolverine mucus membrane with clove topping smothered in half-raw   
   newt head and lizard puddings seasoning with sizzling mucus membrane   
   aside imperfect diseased body parts, cooked in a splashing tureen   
   containing rare cooked leek, small leftover salami, sardine and reptile   
   egg, jellyfish broth, a side of porcupine pancreas carcinoma and a   
   chalice of emulsified sweat and grease from the chef's forehead.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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