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   Message 826 of 2,222   
   Meat Plow to All   
   Re: Chuck you have a great penis. May I    
   04 Sep 06 09:13:09   
   
   XPost: rec.arts.poems, rec.skydiving, 24hoursupport.helpdesk   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fucknozzles   
   From: meat@meatplow.local   
      
   On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:46:17 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet Has Frothed:   
      
   > "Pinku-Sensei"  wrote in   
   > news:Xns98342306E7522pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170:   
   >   
   >> "Kadaitcha Man"  wrote in   
   >> news:9ciob.vut.17.1@news.alt.net:   
   >>   
   >>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk"  wrote in message   
   >>> news:1157329844.866712.288670@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...   
   >>>> You are a lean, mean, bike riding machine. We need to hook up.   
   >>>   
   >>> You need to know that at the very moment you posted your froggery,   
   >>> 17:30:45 -0700, Rhonda was on the bed, smack-bang in the middle of a   
   >>> cunnilingus induced orgasm, courtesy of yours truly. Your timing is as   
   >>> fucked up as you are.   
   >>   
   >> I'm very tempted to nominate Kluck for a Special Ops Cody Purple Heart   
   >> for simultaneously dragging in 1) Rhonda, 2) rec.skydiving, and 3) you   
   >> when he already has his ongoing problems with Kevin Cannon and various   
   >> law enforcement agencies.  I see no way that this is going to end up   
   >> well for Kluck.  As for why I'm not, it's early in the month and I have   
   >> another group of circle-jerking kooks for whom I'm saving my nomination.   
   >   
   > Here's the bad news, I've got a 2+ month stay in Tampa coming up as an   
   > assignment. Since I'll be stuck there every other weekend, it might not be   
   > a bad idea to stop by and see why the Tour de Morte hasn't gotten underway   
   > in almost three years.   
   >   
   > See ya reel soon, Chucknozzle!!!1!!   
      
   FYI, KLuck didn't answer his phone when I called him from a Jax payphone   
   back in July.   
      
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