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   Tony to Kadaitcha Man   
   Re: black screen   
   10 Jan 10 10:42:26   
   
   XPost: 24hoursupport.helpdesk, alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   Not so fast, if you need a conterfit serial number on xp it gives you black   
   wallpaper that you can't change unless you edit the registry or use a valid   
   serial number. It could be that.   
      
   Kadaitcha Man wrote:   
      
   > Some pruned worm-sperm named "Al Smith" yipped:   
   >   
   > >>> my monitor screen will   
   > >>> suddenly go black. The picture comes back on in two or three seconds,   
   > >>> and the message pops up that my video card ran into a problem   
   >   
   > [snip]   
   >   
   > > I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with my   
   > > video card   
   >   
   > The OS pops up a message telling you that your video card ran into a   
   > problem but you're pretty sure there's nothing wrong with it?   
   >   
   > BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!   
   >   
   > Go right ahead, ignore all the advice you've been given and question   
   > everything you're told, despite your being unable to solve the problem   
   > yourself.   
   >   
   > You completely stupid dumbfuck cunt.   
   >   
   > --   
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   >   
   > Dinner tonight:   
   > Desecrated turtle head and banana extract accentuated with doomed abscess   
   > inside feculent bonobo monkey rot, simmered in a wriggling casserole   
   > overflowing with bloody bamboo, well-spiced assortment of pork and snail   
   > with leftover jellyfish, dressing, a side of lymphoma and a stein of   
   > jellied onion.   
      
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   manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day   
   on the job for potty mouth,   
      
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   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond   
   the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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