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   Message 145,018 of 146,966   
   Kadaitcha Man to All   
   Re: US federal government imposing traff   
   27 Jan 10 16:22:09   
   
   XPost: 24hoursupport.helpdesk, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.os.linux.ubuntu, comp.os.linux.advocacy   
   From: anon@no.email   
      
   "~BD~", thou dull accursed devil. How foul and loathsome is thine image.   
   Ye hullabalooed:   
      
   > Aardvark wrote:   
   >   
   >> I reckon that it should carry the same penalty as drink-driving, which   
   >> is a minimum of one year's driving ban and whatever fine the court   
   >> wishes to throw at you.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   > I agree with that statement!  :)   
      
   Why the smiley face, retard? Using a cell/mobile phone while driving is,   
   according to Oddvark, equivalent to drink driving, and as far as the law   
   is concerned in many other countries, it is equivalent to barging through   
   a red light with your eyes closed, whilst pissed out of your head on   
   booze and stoned on marijuana beyond all comprehension.   
      
   So, how many physical disfigurements and deaths of innocent people at the   
   hands of driving drunkards going through green lights does it cost before   
   you you drop your gormless, fuckwitted "ME TOO!" smiley?   
      
   Perhaps people like me, who have suffered at the drunken driving of   
   fucktards using cell/mobile phones like you, would be less inclined to   
   tell you to fuck right off and die in the most horrible manner possible   
   if you even once considered the impact you and those like you have on   
   innocent bystanders.   
      
   But then, seeing as you are obviously a complete and utterly insensitive   
   fuckwit, it falls to your victims to forgive you instead, hey.   
      
   I hope your neck snaps and you suffocate, most horribly, the next time   
   you try to pay attention to something important, such as picking a   
   developing booger out of your over-sized conk at the same time your cell/   
   mobile phone squawks a gormless, nonsensical tune that means nothing to   
   anyone but your fuckwitted self.   
      
   You complete and utter insensitive cunt.   
      
   Better still, next time you're out fishing, I hope you catch the mother   
   of all eels and are promptly swallowed, leaving your idiot offspring with   
   nothing in life but their pathetic lamentations.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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