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   Kadaitcha the Transmogrified to All   
   Re: Proving God   
   07 Feb 10 13:33:08   
   
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   "Alan Ford", thou good-for-nothing malefactor. Thou is too mean to have   
   thy name repeated. Ye guffed:   
      
   > Prussian China Blue got sick and threw up all over the keyboard:   
   >   
   >>>> Try this definition for size:   
   >>>>   
   >>>> God = Metaphysical X   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Nothing more is needed to logically prove God's existence.   
   >>>   
   >>> Huh. Try this definition for size as well:   
   >>>   
   >>> Your $1 million debt to me = Metaphysical X   
   >>>   
   >>> Nothing more is needed to logically prove you owe me a million.   
   >>   
   >> I see you're not familar with the world of low finance. All you have to   
   >> do to claim a debt is to claim it.   
   >   
   > Likewise, all you have to do to claim a supernatural   
      
   The word supernatural means beyond natural, being above what is natural,   
   unexplainable by natural means, abnormal.   
      
   Given that less than 20% of the world's population is atheist, what proof   
   do you have, apart from your own idiotic opinion, to show that greater   
   than 80% of the world's population are the lunatics running the asylum?   
      
   And when you've dealt with that seemingly simple question, please proceed   
   to show how the existence, supposed or otherwise, of any god is above,   
   beyond or unconstrained by the natural laws of gravity, thermodynamics,   
   relativity, nature, Amdahl's law, Avogadro's law, Faxén's law, Darcy's   
   Law, Charles's law, Biot–Savart law, Coulomb's law, Wien's law,   
   Torricelli's law, Sommerfeld–Kossel displacement law or even Archie's law   
   for that matter.   
      
   It must really, truly suck to be you, i.e. pig-ignorant thick.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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