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   Rodolf van de Mismaaksel to All   
   Re: How Many?   
   28 May 10 23:55:00   
   
   nd.grudging.chipmunk> 983694a3   
   ose-jointed.XXX.pornographer> 0fb9d39c   
   From: pocket-size.cherry.pies@stale.man.of.falsehood   
      
   Gazwad caterwauled:   
      
   > How many people are still using XP as their main operating system?   
      
   Not me.   
      
   > How many people need to hang onto XP because Vista or 7 are not an option   
   > for some reason?   
      
   Not me.   
      
   > What are those reasons?   
      
   None.   
      
   > Gazwad   
   >   
   > --   
   > Gritz is,- Smelling diseased body parts and lemon sauce accompanied   
   > with foul cadaver foreskins accentuated with piggish raven belly and   
   > garden worm vomit topping, cooked in a bubbling double boiler with a   
   > slew of rare cooked rutabaga, dried assortment of conch, bone marrow   
   > gravy, a side of foetal water turkey skin and a stein of clotted   
   > scallop puree.   
   >   
      
   Mmm, Gritz.   
      
   --   
   Gritz is,- Screwed up ringtail monkey ligament and amphibian bowels   
   topping with fondued blight aside repellent horse flies and banana   
   extract, served in a circulating mug containing canned cooked seaweed   
   in dog pee, a side of moray eel brain and a demitasse of clotted lung   
   puree.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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