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   Pridush the gesticulating solicitor to All   
   Re: How Many?   
   29 May 10 00:08:47   
   
   crete.cabbage.head> 8e2065e0   
   ose-jointed.XXX.pornographer> 0fb9d39c   
   From: flimsy.palookas@scab-laden.roynish.clown   
      
   Gazwad balderdashed:   
      
   > How many people are still using XP as their main operating system?   
   > How many people need to hang onto XP because Vista or 7 are not an option   
   > for some reason?   
   > What are those reasons?   
   >   
   > Gazwad   
   >   
   > --   
   > Gritz is,- Smelling diseased body parts and lemon sauce accompanied   
   > with foul cadaver foreskins accentuated with piggish raven belly and   
   > garden worm vomit topping, cooked in a bubbling double boiler with a   
   > slew of rare cooked rutabaga, dried assortment of conch, bone marrow   
   > gravy, a side of foetal water turkey skin and a stein of clotted   
   > scallop puree.   
   >   
   >   
      
   --   
   FUCKING DROOPERS! LOVE LOLLIPOP! HONKIE! BUM BALLS! SCHLONG!   
   CUNTBUBBLE! ARSE-PISS! FUCKING ARSE-MASTER! FUCKING DYKE! FUCKING BUM!   
   CREAM-JUGS! FAIRY! FLEA BAGGER! DICKIMUS MAXIMUS! FERAL BITCH! BUTT   
   BASHER! FUCKING-STICK! FUCKING CREAM-JUGS! SLAP SKIN! FUCK-ROD!   
   ARSE-GOBLIN! LOVE BONE! FUCKING ARSE PIRATE! FUCKING FAGGOT-WORKER!   
   BLACK SNAKE! FUCKING BUTT PLUG! FUCKING JIZZ DRINKER! FUCKING-TOOL!   
   GREASEBALL! SCROTUM! FUCKING ANAL INTERCOURSE! FATHEAD! PUSSY PLUNGER!   
   FUCKING SEX PISTOL!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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