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   Hugo Gekke Appel to All   
   Re: How Many?   
   30 May 10 12:26:53   
   
   1f10a652   
   From: dokterbill@gmail.com   
      
   I can see thy pride peep through each part of thee   
      
   > Bronislaw Depowski    
   > wrote:   
   >   
   >> Gazwad   
   >>    
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> How    
   many people are still using XP as their main operating system?   
   >>> How many people need to hang onto XP because Vista or 7 are not an   
   >>> option for some reason? What are those reasons?   
   >>>   
   >>> Gazwad   
   >>>   
   >>> -- Gritz is,- Smelling diseased body    
   parts and lemon sauce   
   >>> accompanied with foul cadaver foreskins accentuated with piggish   
   >>> raven belly and garden worm vomit topping, cooked in a bubbling   
   >>> double boiler with a slew of rare cooked rutabaga, dried assortment   
   >>> of conch, bone    
   marrow gravy, a side of foetal water turkey skin and   
   >>> a stein of clotted scallop puree.   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> I'm hungry   
   >   
   > Try degraded diseased body parts and foreskin conserve on top of   
   > obnoxious syphilis scabs, dished up in a steaming mug with a    
   slew of   
   > threadbare hodgepodge of salsa and medley of leek in butter, a side of   
   > peacock retina and a chalice of eye gunk.   
   >   
   Not bad!!    
      
   --    
   You house sparrow cyst. You wolverine blight. You reindeer tumor. You   
   are no more than a viper bowel.    
   You are a blue whale skin. You are a   
   prairie chicken breast. You worm running sore. You moray eel gumboil.   
   You parrot pancreas. You are a prairie wolf abscess. You mole rat   
   belly. You mule carbuncle. You wolverine cyst. You are an amphibian   
   lesion.    
   You are no more than a hyena pussing boil. You are a raven   
   canker. You walrus eye. You bullfinch labia. You are a calf lung. You   
   are a flying fox giblet. You manta ray blister. You are a remora eel   
   mucus membrane. You bandicoot cancer. You fox terrier    
   mucus membrane.   
   You red deer bowels. You bed bug hymen. You are no more than a bear   
   gut. You bullfinch bladder. You kookaburra belly. You worm lizard   
   ligament. You orangutan blister. You baboon abscess. You are a   
   partridge bladder.   
      
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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