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   Message 146,003 of 146,966   
   Tony to Bill K   
   Re: Outlook Express Need Help   
   15 Jan 12 18:21:57   
   
   From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   Install outlook express from Microsoft office XP pro or Office 2003.   
   Pick any warez site most of them are reputable.   
      
   Bill K wrote:   
      
   > I have XP Pro.  Some how OutlookExpress was delete from my computer.   
   > Is there any where I can download a replacement?   
      
   --   
   The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
      
   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know   
   proper manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   day on the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to   
   help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily   
   wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take   
   everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick   
   of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,   
   which one are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   and out your arse sir?   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   beyond the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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