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|    australiaone@gmail.com to Puffnutt    |
|    Re: The legend of the Kadaitcha Man.    |
|    01 Jul 18 18:52:25    |
      On Sunday, June 8, 2003 at 12:29:54 PM UTC+10, Puffnutt wrote:       > The Legend:       >       > Legend has it that the Kadaitcha Man is an Austrailian aboriginal       > medicineman\witchdoctor. He is greatly feared and purported to be       > endowed with great knowledge and power. They are only supposed to travel       > at night with their feet covered in emu feathers. If the Kadaitcha Man       > is sent after someone they are sung to death and a bone is pointed at       > them. Once the offender knows he's been sung, he knows he's had it, sits       > down, refuses food & drink, falls into a trance and dies.       >       > An investigation into the legend by Professor Ludwig Mueller of the       > University of Stroble, in Berlin, shows that as usual in these cases, it       > is just a legend. Herein are outlined the legend and facts.       >       > Legend: A Kadaitcha Man is an Australian aboriginal medicine       > man/witchdoctor.       >       > Fact: The Kadaitcha Man is actually known in the aboriginal tribe as the       > "Village Bitch". When a tribal member's wife dies, the Kadaitcha Man       > sexually services the male tribe member for up to one year. Tribal       > law dictates the male member may not remarry until a full year has       > passed after the death of his spouse. Depending on the tribe members       > age and number of widowers in the village, this could be quite       > distressing and unhealthy for the Kadaitcha       > Man.       >       > Legend: Kadaitcha Men are men of knowledge & power and are greatly       > feared.       >       > Fact: They are greatly feared, but not because of their supposed       > knowledge and power. It has been found that if a tribe member loaned the       > Kadaitcha Man his hunting equipment (spear/bow and arrow/knife), there       > was a very likely possibility that they would not be returned, and if       > they were returned, they would not be in the same condition as they       > were.       >       > Legend: They only travel at night. With his feet covered in emu       > feathers, it's impossible for experienced trackers to say from where he       > came & whence he went.       >       > Fact: While it is true that they only travel at night with their feet       > covered with emu feathers there is a rational reason for this part of       > the legend. Their       > feet are covered in emu feather so no one can hear them creeping around       > the village at all hours of the night doing their thing. Actually       > because of what they do, there is no reason to wear anything else but       > emu feathers on their feet.       >       > Legend: If a Kadaitcha Man is sent after someone, the victim is sung to       > death & a bone is pointed at them.       >       > Fact: Sometimes after their sexual encounters the Kadaitcha Man starts       > talking and singing and the next morning the tribe member has been known       > to tell his fellow members that "After I had the Kadaitcha Man last       > night, he talked and sang       > me to death". A computer nerd friend of mine once told me that In       > today's society the Kadaitcha Man would probably be a regular subscriber       > to an       > Internet newsgroup. As for the bone pointed at the victim, I will not go       > into that, and leave it to your own imagination.       >       > Legend: Once the offender knows he's been sung, he knows he's had it,       > sits down, refuses food & drink, falls into a trance and dies.       >       > Fact: In today's language this would be summed up by saying of the       > Kadaitcha Man "he bored me to death".       >       > And there you have it. Another legend shot to hell.       >       > I have corrected some typos and grammar thanks to someone who was kind       > enough to point them out to me in the first and I hope many posting.       > Thanks friend and by the way, Linux sucks, Windows Rules! Its XP for me       > brother.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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