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   Laura to dick_silk@antispam.gov   
   Re: One and a half separations   
   12 Jan 05 10:11:08   
   
   From: laura@nospam.me   
      
   "personalpages.tds.net/~rcsilk"  wrote in message   
   news:41e4a96e_3@newspeer2.tds.net...   
   > "LH"  wrote in message   
   > news:yJ%Ed.4843$Ii4.1395@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...   
   >   
   > > "David Mitchell"  wrote about losing   
   > > vibrations during the OOB preparatory phase...   
   >   
   > >> On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:22:10 -0600, personalpages.tds.net/~rcsilk   
   wrote:   
   >   
   > >>> no problem, DM, just remember to refresh the batteries in your anal   
   > >>> intruder overnight.   
   >   
   > >> Sorry Dick, I don't understand: what's an "anal intruder"[?]   
   >   
   > > ROTFLMAO   
   >   
   > David:  see that wiggly plastic dildo sticking out from your ass?  yeah,   
   > that's the one... pull it out... ALL the way... NO, STOP PUSHING IT BACK   
   > IN... ok, now, remove the battery cov... I SAID STOP PUSHING IT BACK IN!   
   > ok, got the cover off?  right, now, put in fresh batteries, close the   
   cov...   
   > Yes, David, NOW you can push it back in... .... turn it ON, first....   
   >   
   > There ya go, see?  nothing to it! :-)  Your daddy left you the instruction   
   > sheet before he succumbed to aids.  Now, if you had better than a 3rd   
   grade   
   > education, I'm sure you wouldn't have any trouble reading it for   
   yourself...   
   >   
   > Ok, ok, so you need pictures still, eh?  here ya go...   
   > http://www.mybodyvibes.com/store/bv023.asp   
   >   
      
   That was in amazingly poor taste :-/   
   Maybe you disagree with David, but so what?   
   Better to let it go than to stoop to an utterly adolescent insult-fest,   
   don't you think?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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