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|    David Mitchell to All    |
|    Re: One and a half separations    |
|    12 Jan 05 07:52:44    |
      From: david@edenroad.demon.co.uk              On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:44:24 -0600, personalpages.tds.net/~rcsilk wrote:              >       > David: see that wiggly plastic dildo sticking out from your ass? yeah,       > that's the one... pull it out... ALL the way... NO, STOP PUSHING IT BACK       > IN... ok, now, remove the battery cov... I SAID STOP PUSHING IT BACK IN!       > ok, got the cover off? right, now, put in fresh batteries, close the cov...       > Yes, David, NOW you can push it back in... .... turn it ON, first....       >       > There ya go, see? nothing to it! :-) Your daddy left you the instruction       > sheet before he succumbed to aids. Now, if you had better than a 3rd grade       > education, I'm sure you wouldn't have any trouble reading it for yourself...       >              Wow. You're one creepy little weirdo aren't you?              Given the above, and your apparent fetish for inflatable women I think I       can safely say that your personal experiences are certainly no guide to my       reality.              --       =======================================================================       = David --- If you use Microsoft products, you will, inevitably, get       = Mitchell --- viruses, so please don't add me to your address book.       =======================================================================              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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