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   Message 5,972 of 7,897   
   David Mitchell to All   
   Re: One and a half separations   
   12 Jan 05 07:52:44   
   
   From: david@edenroad.demon.co.uk   
      
   On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:44:24 -0600, personalpages.tds.net/~rcsilk wrote:   
      
   >   
   > David:  see that wiggly plastic dildo sticking out from your ass?  yeah,   
   > that's the one... pull it out... ALL the way... NO, STOP PUSHING IT BACK   
   > IN... ok, now, remove the battery cov... I SAID STOP PUSHING IT BACK IN!   
   > ok, got the cover off?  right, now, put in fresh batteries, close the cov...   
   > Yes, David, NOW you can push it back in... .... turn it ON, first....   
   >   
   > There ya go, see?  nothing to it! :-)  Your daddy left you the instruction   
   > sheet before he succumbed to aids.  Now, if you had better than a 3rd grade   
   > education, I'm sure you wouldn't have any trouble reading it for yourself...   
   >   
      
   Wow.  You're one creepy little weirdo aren't you?   
      
   Given the above, and your apparent fetish for inflatable women I think I   
   can safely say that your personal experiences are certainly no guide to my   
   reality.   
      
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