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   Laura to dick_silk@antispam.gov   
   Re: One and a half separations   
   13 Jan 05 14:42:37   
   
   From: laura@nospam.me   
      
   "personalpages.tds.net/~rcsilk"  wrote in message   
   news:41e62572$1_1@newspeer2.tds.net...   
   > you're right, of course.   
   > It's just that David has been whacking off or some such for a while over   
   my   
   > posts, and only recently someone had the good sense to alert me to the   
   fact   
   > that, how shall I say this?  he has a smaller pituitary gland than normal   
   > men....   
      
   Keeping at it doesn't make you look better :-)   
      
   >  actually, I think I'm just gonna drop this n.g. for awhile until   
   > I've got my new Inspiron XPS up to speed.   
      
   I googled that. Powerful machine, that one. Meant for gaming. Are you a   
   gamer?   
      
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > "Laura"  wrote in message   
   > news:cs2pjh$98i$10@news.cybercity.dk...   
   > >   
   > > "personalpages.tds.net/~rcsilk"  wrote in   
   message   
   > > news:41e4a96e_3@newspeer2.tds.net...   
   > >> "LH"  wrote in message   
   > >> news:yJ%Ed.4843$Ii4.1395@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...   
   > >>   
   > >> > "David Mitchell"  wrote about losing   
   > >> > vibrations during the OOB preparatory phase...   
   > >>   
   > >> >> On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:22:10 -0600, personalpages.tds.net/~rcsilk   
   > > wrote:   
   > >>   
   > >> >>> no problem, DM, just remember to refresh the batteries in your anal   
   > >> >>> intruder overnight.   
   > >>   
   > >> >> Sorry Dick, I don't understand: what's an "anal intruder"[?]   
   > >>   
   > >> > ROTFLMAO   
   > >>   
   > >> David:  see that wiggly plastic dildo sticking out from your ass?   
   yeah,   
   > >> that's the one... pull it out... ALL the way... NO, STOP PUSHING IT   
   BACK   
   > >> IN... ok, now, remove the battery cov... I SAID STOP PUSHING IT BACK   
   IN!   
   > >> ok, got the cover off?  right, now, put in fresh batteries, close the   
   > > cov...   
   > >> Yes, David, NOW you can push it back in... .... turn it ON, first....   
   > >>   
   > >> There ya go, see?  nothing to it! :-)  Your daddy left you the   
   > >> instruction   
   > >> sheet before he succumbed to aids.  Now, if you had better than a 3rd   
   > > grade   
   > >> education, I'm sure you wouldn't have any trouble reading it for   
   > > yourself...   
   > >>   
   > >> Ok, ok, so you need pictures still, eh?  here ya go...   
   > >> http://www.mybodyvibes.com/store/bv023.asp   
   > >>   
   > >   
   > > That was in amazingly poor taste :-/   
   > > Maybe you disagree with David, but so what?   
   > > Better to let it go than to stoop to an utterly adolescent insult-fest,   
   > > don't you think?   
   > >   
   > >   
   >   
   >   
      
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