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|    David Mitchell to Ed Zagmoon    |
|    Re: Alert! Al Qaeda is using out-of-body    |
|    15 Nov 06 07:28:27    |
      XPost: alt.recipes.babies       From: david@edenroad.demon.co.uk              On Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:45:32 -0800, Ed Zagmoon wrote:              > During my last out-of-body experience I was checking a nuclear       > power plant, some ICBM launching sites and Area 51. And       > there I saw an out-of-body Al Qaeda spy !!! He was spying       > there, so that his terrorist friends can strike there later !!!       >       > He may even know secret codes to harm us with our       > own weapons!       >       > That's a real danger! We need an army of out-of-body       > agents to prevent out-of-body espionage by Al Qaeda       > or we are doomed!       >       > I did already write letters to the CIA and the FBI and       > the military, but they don't believe me!       >       > So all you out-of-body specialists have to help me       > to convince the government to do something or       > we're doomed !!!              I know: why not spy on a secret meeting, and then tell them what you saw?       It's the only thing that will convince them!              --       =======================================================================       = David --- No, not that one.       = Mitchell ---       =======================================================================              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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