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   Message 7,272 of 7,897   
   David Mitchell to Ed Zagmoon   
   Re: Alert! Al Qaeda is using out-of-body   
   15 Nov 06 07:28:27   
   
   XPost: alt.recipes.babies   
   From: david@edenroad.demon.co.uk   
      
   On Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:45:32 -0800, Ed Zagmoon wrote:   
      
   > During my last out-of-body experience I was checking a nuclear   
   > power plant, some ICBM launching sites and Area 51. And   
   > there I saw an out-of-body Al Qaeda spy !!! He was spying   
   > there, so that his terrorist friends can strike there later !!!   
   >   
   > He may even know secret codes to harm us with our   
   > own weapons!   
   >   
   > That's a real danger! We need an army of out-of-body   
   > agents to prevent out-of-body espionage by Al Qaeda   
   > or we are doomed!   
   >   
   > I did already write letters to the CIA and the FBI and   
   > the military, but they don't believe me!   
   >   
   > So all you out-of-body specialists have to help me   
   > to convince the government to do something or   
   > we're doomed !!!   
      
   I know: why not spy on a secret meeting, and then tell them what you saw?   
   It's the only thing that will convince them!   
      
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