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   seon ferguson to All   
   Re: How God replies to your prayers   
   02 Dec 06 13:16:22   
   
   From: seon@iinet.net.au   
      
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   news:1163108176.862230.192360@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...   
   >   
   > newstips6706@yahoo.com wrote:   
   >> Ask God for anything in the name of Jesus Christ.   
   >>   
   >> THEN GO TO SLEEP. (THAT'S THE BIG SECRET!)   
   >>   
   >> God replies in the form of a dream - THAT NIGHT!   
   >>   
   >> Just try it!   
   >   
   > I tried it just as you said. The thing that worked was that Britney   
   > Spears got divorced from that animal. Where it failed was that she did   
   > not come round to my place last night. Please God, when she does come   
   > round, please fix her face beforehand so that she looks young and   
   > pretty again as she used to look before she turned 21.   
   >   
   > In the Name of Jesus Christ Our Saviour and Lord,   
   >   
   I wonder if you can ask jesus to give you wet dreams lol   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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