XPost: rec.sport.unicycling, alt.fan.heinlein, alt.music.guthrie   
   XPost: alt.pagan, alt.politics   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   land rights for gay whales   
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   u heard me psychic diary   
      
   +++   
   rickie lee jones   
   'chuck e's in love'   
   +++   
      
   loading drugs:   
      
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
   was smokin drugs and   
      
   drinkin bourbon   
      
      
   in a  bike shop   
      
   at dusk and   
      
      
   i got offered a ride on th chopper   
      
   +++   
      
   ill handling bitch   
      
   and underpowered   
      
      
      
   last chopper i was on   
      
   would wheel spin in third gear   
      
   +++   
      
   but thanks man   
      
   +++   
      
   turns out   
   oen of th kuta lady;s   
      
   is pregnant again   
      
   explains why   
      
   my unborn child   
      
   was goin balistic   
      
   she;s beeen goin apeshit   
   for three weeks   
      
   tryin to get   
   pregnant   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm sorry it wasnt u kuta lady   
      
   +++   
   eminem   
   'lose yourself'   
   +++   
      
   one day she'll ask th witchdoctor   
      
   wot i can do about it   
      
   +++   
      
   trust me   
      
   i'm not a real doctor   
      
   +++   
      
   bourbon over here...   
      
   +++   
      
   i had to put up a bad show   
   on th chopper   
      
   i had been in th carpark   
      
      
   droppin slides   
      
   on th monoshock unicycle   
      
      
      
   when ya fuckup   
   ya gotta wear it   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckin girls bike   
      
   it;s got   
      
   two wheels   
      
   +++   
      
      
   not surfin in th city tonight   
      
      
   on one wheel   
      
      
   got some   
      
   black shit   
      
      
   to do tomorrow   
      
      
   +++   
      
   sharkie's missing   
      
   +++   
      
   is alright   
   i'm missing   
      
   from a whole bunch of other places too   
      
   +++   
      
      
   hate having fans   
      
   +++   
      
   not that they;re   
      
      
   vocal   
      
   cause they arent   
      
      
   unless i;m there   
      
   +++   
      
   i had to explain   
      
   th experimental uncicyle   
      
   th preload   
      
   on th spring   
      
   is to stop it topping out   
      
      
      
   nippleclamp was throwing me   
      
   fifteen times a night   
      
   +++   
   jimmy barnes   
   'i'd die to be with you tonight'   
   +++   
      
      
   not comin   
      
      
   liek i said   
      
      
   been to th shed and   
      
   got shit to do tomorrow   
      
   +++   
      
   caught him drinkin a rum   
      
   u supposed t be on zero   
      
   +++   
      
      
   make sure yr   
   magic is up to it man   
      
      
   feel   
   for th coppers   
      
      
   keeps me mostly   
      
      
      
      
   out of harms way   
      
   +++   
      
   had a little play last night   
      
   with th   
   california   
      
      
   attorney general;s dept   
      
   +++   
      
      
   cant help myself   
      
   +++   
      
   but i think th   
   dead hippies i keep seeing are   
      
   more their problem   
   than mine   
      
   +++   
      
   leastwise   
      
   that;s wot my psychic gift is tellin me   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   go hard dear   
      
   +++   
      
   i always take th wrong door   
      
   +++   
      
   i know yr   
   sex offenders   
      
   dept but   
      
      
   i'm celibate   
      
   +++   
      
   least   
   since i sacked th last two girlfriends   
      
   +++   
      
      
   yr underperforming   
      
   sex has gone under   
   one day in two   
      
   i;m a cunt   
      
   yr both fired   
      
   +++   
   the kinks   
   'susannah's still alive'   
   +++   
      
   care factor jane   
      
   +++   
      
   i wrote in last nights psychic blog   
      
      
   is kuta lady   
   still cut at me   
      
      
   got a txt from her   
      
   after i posted   
   and still online   
      
      
      
   long time no see   
      
   here's th latest goss   
      
   +++   
      
   she's ok   
      
   +++   
      
   magic girl   
      
   u will   
      
      
      
   have kids   
      
   +++   
   ?   
   'to45'   
   +++   
      
   lear jet 3 5 alpha - lyric   
      
   +++   
      
      
   dont bee in a  hurry   
      
   +++   
      
   still see u with two girls   
      
      
   but u were gay and   
      
   did lots of chicks   
      
      
   so umm   
      
   +++   
      
      
   two daughters   
      
   +++   
   do re me   
   'man overboard'(remix)   
   +++   
      
      
   yeah but she's fuckin a  guy now   
      
   +++   
      
      
   one of us   
      
   a cunt   
      
   +++   
      
   gotta respect him   
      
   he;s got stoens and   
      
      
   he generally shows him   
      
      
   +++   
      
   wot;s wrong with u ppl   
      
   i never liekd axel whitehead   
      
   till he showed his stones   
      
      
   on television   
      
      
   u got stones man   
      
      
   course   
      
      
   yr not a real man   
      
   ya dont drop into skatebowls   
      
   on a  unicycle but   
      
      
   ya got stones   
      
   all th same   
      
   +++   
      
   i ride past th   
      
   other   
      
      
      
   bike shop   
      
   on one wheel   
      
      
      
   and show em   
      
      
   th beast we turned out   
      
   +++   
      
   hey tripper man   
      
   did ya see that   
      
      
   rebuilt alloy swingarm   
      
   i want that guy's number   
      
      
      
   after u;ve   
   fabricated   
      
   our new swingarm   
      
   ofr th nxt   
      
      
   mad extreme unicycle   
      
   we throw it at him   
      
      
      
   th detailer   
      
   +++   
      
      
   fuckin hell   
      
   +++   
      
   ya cant see where he   
      
   ripped out a whole section   
      
   and replaced it   
      
   +++   
      
   and didnt go overboard   
      
   not too perfect and   
      
      
   didnt take th nicks out   
      
      
   further along   
      
   +++   
      
   took a keen eye   
      
   to detect th   
      
      
      
   patch   
      
   +++   
   presidents of the united states   
   'feather plucking'   
   +++   
      
   i'm still covered in paint   
      
   from slidin down th barges   
      
      
      
   gray gray   
      
      
   has been int h game   
      
      
   twenty odd yrs   
      
      
   never seen anybody come down a barge   
      
   liek me   
      
   +++   
      
   first rule is   
      
   dont fall off th roof   
      
      
   second rule sis   
      
      
   when in doubt   
      
   refer to rule one   
      
      
   third rule is   
      
      
   it;s just gravity sickness   
      
   +++   
   the verve   
   'one day'   
   +++   
      
   one day   
      
   i'll slide on a roof and   
      
      
      
   it wont stop   
      
   +++   
      
      
   every roof u climb on   
      
   gives u at least   
      
      
      
   one moment   
      
   +++   
      
   never happened by th way   
      
   +++   
      
   a different personality   
   took off wi my body and   
      
      
   came hoem wi all these drugs and bourbon   
      
   +++   
      
   i ask no questions   
      
   +++   
      
   black is resourceful   
      
   +++   
      
   that terra cotta is still waiting   
      
   +++   
      
   slimy green as snot fuckin   
      
   death trap   
      
   +++   
      
   washind own   
      
   with wet green   
      
      
      
   with th bitey stuff on it already   
      
   killin it   
      
      
   just to make th sliude   
      
      
   that little bit more interesting   
      
      
   u dont slide   
      
   on th terra cotta's   
      
   +++   
      
   sorry diary   
      
   i got to talkin   
      
      
   with a roofer   
      
      
   at th shed   
      
      
   and th bits of me that arent   
   black or   
      
   fuckin  tanned are   
      
      
   red and   
      
   blue   
      
   +++   
      
   chick at th bottlo says   
      
   i gotta upside down   
      
      
   well known shoe brand icon   
      
      
   on my belly   
      
      
      
   "why u starin at my abs ?"   
      
   +++   
      
   i think she lieks ya black   
      
   "so"   
      
   +++   
      
   it does look liek a nike symbol   
      
   +++   
   powderfinger   
   'stumblin''   
   +++   
      
   paulo th   
   double '   
      
      
   will fuckup yr programn   
      
   that hunts th psychic blog   
      
      
   "it picks up"   
      
   "that th two symbols are on one line"   
      
      
   "starting and ending"   
   "th string"   
      
      
   ok   
      
      
   "easy programming"   
      
      
      
   "dont worry about it"   
      
   +++   
      
   the stoners bible   
   electronic synchronicity edition   
      
      
   th data files   
      
      
      
   five and half yrs   
   in th writing   
      
   +++   
      
   "five yrs and eight months"   
      
   5 8   
      
   +++   
      
   "hooker with a penis"   
      
   fuck she's cute   
      
   +++   
      
   kuta lady told me off for   
      
      
   spendin too long   
   rubbin legs with jen';s   
      
   girlfriend   
      
      
      
      
   "jen didnt complain"   
   "came with me to pick up strawberry"   
      
   "the hot redhead"   
      
      
   we got nice friends paulie   
      
   +++   
      
   "we had a fuckin good time"   
      
   +++   
   train   
   'drops of jupiter'   
   +++   
      
   th bride   
      
   did not have a train   
      
   ok diary   
      
   +++   
      
      
   but she was gorgeous   
      
   +++   
      
   her mother was a model   
      
      
   a mould breaker   
      
      
      
      
      
   part aboriginal and   
      
      
   too gorgeous to ignore   
      
   +++   
      
   and very deserving   
   of th charmed symbol   
      
   tattooed on her butt   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm missing brother   
      
      
   gone walkabout   
      
   +++   
      
   her husband   
   complaining to me psychically   
      
   i'm not there   
   singin in th jam   
      
   +++   
      
   took us all   
   formth pub   
      
   at his wedding   
      
   to go and jam   
      
   at his house   
      
      
   on th way to   
      
   their wedding night   
      
   +++   
      
   we didnt have th heart   
      
   to jam   
      
   on his wedding night   
      
      
   but we did   
      
      
   go smoke some drugs wi him   
      
      
      
   at his house   
      
   on their way   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   and didnt paris hilton's cousin   
   blow out   
      
   at th time   
      
   +++   
      
   fuck man   
      
   +++   
      
   told u   
      
      
   to travel in th wiotchdcotr;s car   
      
      
      
   ya ended up in it anyway   
      
   +++   
   james blunt   
   'you're beautiful'   
   +++   
      
   my car is not   
   used to anybody   
      
   gettin in it   
   with   
      
      
   allligator shoes   
      
   +++   
      
   and th unicycles   
   both screamed   
      
      
   at bein put in th   
      
   boot   
      
   +++   
      
      
   but u arent strawberry   
      
      
   i didnt remove   
      
   th 300 dead tinnies   
      
      
      
   in front of th back seat   
      
   +++   
      
      
   yr big tall   
   gay friend though   
      
      
   who's boyfriend   
   we both had to liseten to   
      
   went dui with ya in th car   
      
   +++   
      
   had to walk   
   to junior's   
      
   to catch up with th crowd   
      
   +++   
      
   i got no brake lights but   
      
   we're goin anyway   
      
      
   i aint stayin at th groom's house   
      
   +++   
      
      
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