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   XPost: alt.atheism, alt.religion.druid, alt.religion.shamanism   
   XPost: alt.magick, alt.native   
   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Nov 23, 2024, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2CF19990005F142870000EAA238F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > As I have implied on the recent thread   
   > “Jacob, Moses, Mohammed, Jesus popthroughs”   
   > on alt.atheism and other groups, I am claiming to be   
   > similar to Jacob, Moses, Mohammed, Jesus, and other   
   > figures, except that my region is much larger than any   
   > of theirs (even Jacob's).   
   >   
   > Indeed, my region is from 14 km below the geoid to 60,000   
   > km (out from the geoid) beyond the far side of the   
   > moon at its farthest point in orbit, but not including   
   > below 2 km below the solid surface of the moon.   
   >   
   > But how have I described myself? For a while I was using   
   > the term avatar type to describe myself and similar figures.   
   > More recently I have invented the working term ootw   
   > (Opener of the Way) until some term can be agreed on   
   > globally. At times I have also used the term global shaman   
   > to describe myself, and have been using alt.religion.druid   
   > as my “home” newsgroup.   
   >   
   > But what is clear is that I am the only living possible match to   
   > Maitreya/Kalki/Messiah/Christ/Mahdi.   
   >   
   > And for Jews, Muslims, and Christians I promise that I   
   > will work towards restoration of a multi-faith temple   
   > at the Temple Mount.   
      
   Of course you shouldn’t take my claims seriously until   
   I prove myself with some miracles, which should include   
   rendering many couples optimally sexually compatible,   
   a binding of criminals, and a sudden evolution. So far   
   my Sisyphean attempts at such have failed, but I plan   
   to try again beginning just after the exact time of new (dark)   
   moon, which will be at 0621 UTC December 1, 2024.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill; And the   
   hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand” (Ferron)   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)