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|    David Dalton to All    |
|    Re: another type of sexual shielding spe    |
|    24 Oct 23 21:05:38    |
      500356c5       7e81cdb7       XPost: alt.religion.druid, alt.witchcraft, alt.traditional.witchcraft       XPost: alt.religion.wicca, alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic       From: dalton@nfld.com              On Oct 24, 2023, David Dalton wrote       (in article<0001HW.2AE7A8F70001A6DF70000912D38F@news.eternal-september.org>):              > I just spent a half hour typing an earlier draft of this post and       > then my iMac beachballed and I had to reboot, and lost the       > post, but I will try to reconstruct it.       >       > Old material:       >       > I have pierced three sexual shielding spells put up by some bifs       > (women attracted to both genders) which had the effect of       > allowing attention from incompatible gays and partially compatible       > (less than optimally compatible, and less likely to stick, and       > less likely to be faithful) bims (men attracted to both genders)       > and straight-type-1 men, while blocking attention from optimally       > compatible straight-type-2 men (including me), lesbians, and       > other bifs. After I pierced them I funnelled them to be adjusted       > by Goddess to something better, and the adjustments have       > occurred, and they now have the opposite effect. So if       > such a bif wants to maintain a partially compatible relationship       > she will have to cancel the spell (and even then, if she is       > an a.s.r., a.s.r. no longer have partial compatibility).       >       > Some bifs with at least one such spell up were or are Ella       > Fitzgerald, Whitney Houston (who thus got Bobby Brown       > instead of Kevin Costner), Kelly McMichael, Toni-Marie       > Wiseman, Shania Twain, Avril Lavigne, Colleen Eccleston,       > Rihanna, Sheryl Crow, Lady Gaga (all three spells),       > Kim Kardashian, Sarah Harmer, Billie Eilish, Michelle Pfeiffer,       > and the woman in the doggy style picture outside The Cotton Club       > (strip club, not jazz bar) here in St. John’s.              and I think ace fiddler Emilia Bartellas.              --       https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)       "But you come around in your time; Speaking of fabulous places,       create an oasis; Dries up as soon as you're gone; You leave me       here burning in this desert without you" (Sarah McLachlan)              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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