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   HVAC to Sir Gilligan Horry   
   Re: I Will Tell You All A Secret // Psyc   
   12 Sep 10 06:23:07   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.astronomy   
   From: mr.hvac@gmail.com   
      
   "Sir Gilligan Horry"  wrote in message   
   news:eoo086hnp6cqrajs0senr68bt6e5avvt9t@4ax.com...   
   > and those two blokes followed the camper van and>I Will Tell You All A   
   > Secret // Psychic John Ayres // And A Simple   
   > Question ?   
   >   
   > First, I will tell you a true story about a lovely couple from Europe   
   > that visited New Zealand a couple of years ago for their honeymoon.   
   >   
   > They were very nice and very happy   
   > and traveling around in a camper van, motor home.   
   >   
   > Later one day, a couple of blokes spotted them in a town,   
      
   > later that evening, knocked on the door,   
   > and raped the newly wed wife infornt of her husband,   
   > then drove them to a bank machine and robbed them of their money.   
      
      
   LOL  That's a funny story!   
      
      
   > Now here is the surprise...   
   > John Ayres is a Psychic.   
   > Because I do have knives and an axe.   
   > And I have trained with them to   
   > very quickly take out peoples knee caps.   
      
      
   You take out people's knees with an axe?   
      
   I trained my children in La Savate.   
      
   There's never an axe around when you need one.   
      
      
   But let me axe you a question....When are you going to   
   do a u-tube video about ME ?   
      
      
      
      
      
   --   
   HVAC is the reason why Waldo is hiding.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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