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XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.alien.research, sci.skeptic
XPost: alt.conspiracy
From: GM@ga7rm5er.com
On Tue, 19 Oct 2010 10:22:24 -0700 (PDT), "Sir Arthur C.B.E.
Wholeflaffers A.S.A." wrote:
>On Oct 18, 5:38 pm, "Hagar" wrote:
>> 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer.
>> It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent
>> the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah
>> diet...Faggot..
>>
>> 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it
>> grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch
>> except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about
>> how you call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here,
>> Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy,
>> snookums! Geeez, you're so queer.
>>
>> 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured,
>> you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw
>> oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you
>> are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.
>>
>> 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking
>> lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet;
>> he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
>>
>> 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as
>> Tinkerbell. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'.
>> If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too..
>>
>> 6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different
>> types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be
>> handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his
>> brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse you're
>> gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you
>> are a peter puffer.
>>
>> 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
>> tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a
>> slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs
>> that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
>
>Please leave this newsgroup. This newsgroup is for REAL Patriots, not
>traitors (H), 5th columnists (Hagar), infiltrators (horry) or brain-
>dead zombies (casanobrain). Honest researchers and developers have
>made America great and we will do it again.
>
>All debunkers must now surrender to the nearest FEMA camp.
>
>Thankx.
>
>Sir ArtiŲ
Do your FEMA camps have broadband internet ?
Nice curtains ?
Roast potatoes?
Herb tea?
(no caffeine)
Show me a map and I will start walking in your FEMA camp direction.
Because I'm sick to death of paying all my bits of money to a Landlord
and the Electricity Company, when I'm actually
SAVING THE WORLD !!!
Debunkers are not your Problem.
Debunkers gave us Debate.
Debunkers helped us Grow.
Debunkers gave us a cushion if things got too KoOky.
Debunkers gave us a Laugh.
But UFOs and ETs are real.
Oh, and have a nice day !
http://www.youtube.com/JimsSpaceAgency
P.S.
Last night I designed a new style of house in my mind before sleeping.
This might be my ticket to money !!!
And SAVE THE WORLD !!!
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