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   The Patriot to Cal   
   Re: How much longer must our planet EART   
   03 Jul 11 20:27:28   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.alien.research, sci.skeptic   
   XPost: alt.conspiracy   
   From: xxxxxx@charter.net   
      
   "Cal"  wrote in message   
   news:iuot6n$e1o$1@dont-email.me...   
   > "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."   
   >  wrote in message   
   > news:3ccc6304-a88b-423d-8bad-6fb377e852a0@h25g2000prf.googlegroups.com...   
   >> On Jun 21, 4:49 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet   
   >>  wrote:   
   >>> "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."   
   >>>  wrote   
   >>> innews:3b79e616-ef0c-43da-bf90-4fe725ed3908@z7g2000prh.googlegroups.com:   
   >>>   
   >    
   >>   
   >> You and YOUR KIND are hereby BANNED officially from   
   >> ALL newsgroups.   
   >> This order will NOT and can NOT be rescinded.   
   >>   
   >> You are hereby officially banned from this   
   >> newsgroup.  You MUST   
   >> comply.   
   >>   
   >> That was NOT, I repeat, it was not a request.  I   
   >> have forwarded your   
   >> coordinates to NATO and hopefully they can schedule   
   >> the gamma-ray   
   >> bombing in your area as soon as possible.  Since I   
   >> suspect you will   
   >> not surrender, you leave us no choice.   
   >>   
   >> This is your only warning, take heed.  Time is short   
   >> for the debunkers   
   >> because ALL MANKIND has risen up and is determined   
   >> to expunge every   
   >> single debunker from THIS ISLAND EARTH!!  You had   
   >> your chance and now   
   >> it's over.  Goodbye Debunkers!! :)   
   >>   
   >> You and YOUR kind are NOT welcome here.  Please pull   
   >> over the next   
   >> mobile-execution van in your neighborhood to   
   >> transport you and your   
   >> cult to the nearest FEMA camp.  Don't wait, do it   
   >> today.  Or else the   
   >> Øctagon® may have to use the bismuth-magnesium   
   >> anti-matter bomb to get   
   >> you to comply.  Let us pray it won't come to that!!   
   >> Now get moving!!   
   >>   
   >> This is an Official Notice to ALL debunkers and   
   >> their friends,   
   >> sympathizers, supporters and enablers, you will have   
   >> to report to your   
   >> nearest FEMA camp as soon as possible.  There will   
   >> be NO exceptions to   
   >> this order #51B-72BD - Section 42 B.   
   >>   
   > I think someone should go over the archives on Google   
   > and keep a running count of how many times Artie has   
   > banned people from usenet.  The same people he bans   
   > keep coming back.  You would think he would come up   
   > with a new empty threat at least.   
   >   
   You have to excuse Holeflapper as he is a resident in   
   the Salem Mental Facility (Oregon's Nut House).  He has   
   retrograded from just being a pest to becoming quite   
   insane.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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