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   Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S to All   
   Meet your Usenet sp00ks and KooKs for 20   
   28 Dec 12 05:56:17   
   
   ba460d63   
   XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.alien.research, sci.skeptic   
   From: garymatalucci@gmail.com   
      
   Meet your Usenet sp00ks and KooKs (Updated)   
   Meet your usenet sp00ks and KooKs.   
   This list is provided as a public service to all   
   real researchers and people just curious about the   
   truth regarding extraterrestrials and the alien presence.   
      
   Casanobrain - still here, still worthless.   
      
   Bruce S - Desperately seek attention.   
      
   Horry - Infiltrator from the CIA.   
      
   VD-VAC - Refuses to surrender.  In league with FEMA.   
      
   Stay away from these Newsgroup sp00ks and k00ks and you will find   
   these Groups useful.  Respond to these sp00ks/k00ks at your own risk.   
   Of course, these sp00ks will deny it all anyway; that’s there job;   
   national security and all that!   
   This list will be constantly updated:   
   Lou “Echelon” Spin-etti- Obvious sp00k, low-level operative, never   
   addresses UFO facts.   “The UFO cover-up must continue indefinitely!”   
   Ineffectual.  Flat-feet.  Updated Reptoid Brain-implants.  Gardens at   
   night.   
   Already admitted that he is a “Spook” whose job is to disrupt UFO   
   newsgroups.   
   Started a cult based on hubcaps, ball lightning and the Planet Venus.   
   Listed in Ft. Meade, MD phone book under the name Spin-etti!  Lou   
   Manetti is a pseudonym for Illuminati.  Proves the NSA has a sense of   
   humor, or does it???  Has recently stepped-up his debunking efforts,   
   on orders from the NSA no doubt!   
   Rating:  0   
   Pops Wisenhiemer (A.K.A. waismanj)- Useful idiot.  Perfect foil to NSA-   
   sp00k Lou Manetti.  Spent three years in the Navy, in a leaky canoe!   
   Has massive amount of knowledge on bugs, potatoes and mud;  but knows   
   absolutely nothing about Extraterrestrials; except his best friend   
   growing up was a 6-foot tall Reptoid who said he was his Mother, and   
   pOps believed it!!   
   Rating: -0.025   
   Harry Bosch- A.K.A. Borsch-Belt.  Allied with sp00k Manetti.   
   Unflappable and unyielding.  Shot himself out of a cannon to go faster   
   than light, when Lockheed had that technology from downed  ET craft   
   the whole time!  Thrown out of Area-51 for flying family to the joint   
   Human/Reptoid Moon Base in retrieved Gray-Alien craft.  Now Usenet-   
   Debunker.  Pitiful!  No doubt has alliance with some Intelligence   
   Agency, but won’t tell which one.   
   Rating: -.000, 000, 212   
   Doug Weller-  Pseudo-scientist.  Accepts theory of evolution, although   
   Weller himself overwhelmingly disproves it, unless humans evolved from   
   blow flies!  President of “Liars Club”, also Vice-President too!   
   Moderator, sci.archaeology.moderated; but really can’t moderate a well   
   reasoned argument.  Accepts Party-Line and the cover-up of alternative   
   theories of the origin of life.  Rating: Un-ratable!   
   Mark Shittley- Friend of “Twits” -which should tell you all you should   
   need to know.  Thinks military does a better job at doing abductions   
   than ETs, he MAY be right at that!  Has tree-house in the backyard in   
   case of Reptoid/Pleiadean invasion.  Has it wired with acoustic and   
   sonic weapons, lasers and masers, and just in case, an anti-matter/   
   anti-time cobalt bomb.   
   Every bird in neighborhood has mysteriously died.   Flies X-33 Space   
   Plane   
   with electro-gravitic systems and cosmetic turbine engines;   
   but won’t let other UFO Debunkers in it.   Smart move Mark!  Rating: 3   
   Jerry Bryson - Mean-spirited.  Right-Wing Fanatic. Hates books and   
   throws book-burning parties at his “barn!”   
   We’re still waiting for an invite, Jerry.   
   Idaho Militia threw him out for being too reactionary!   
   Couldn’t even debunk the “Flat-Earth” Theory.   
   Has nothing to say, yet says it over and over again.   
   Humor him for his own sake.  Favorite word: liar. (Guess why!)   
   Rating: -0.005   
   Scott Munro: An irritation to other UFO Debunkers.  Unhappy childhood,   
   unhappy adulthood.  Favorite words : paranoid, stupid and delusional.   
   Perhaps Munro himself is suffering from a paranoid, stupid delusion.   
   That would explain much.   
   Rating: 0.005   
   Rich Thorne- 10 years in the Air Force.  Believes that bombing   
   civilians is the way to promote democracy!   
   Go figure.  Ordered to step up his debunking dis-information campaign,   
   but hasn’t convinced anybody of anything except that weather balloons   
   do not look like alien craft. Bumper-sticker on car says, “Debunkers   
   are people too!” Couldn’t prove it by Thorne, though.   
   Rating: 1   
   Mikey Oodleman  alias-(Historian)-Ate 2 tons of Agent Orange during   
   Vietnam War, had no effect!  “Don’t bother me with the facts, my mind   
   is made up.”  Strong debate on whether he even has a mind.  Rating: -   
   666.666 Here’s some independent verification:   
   From:	jeanvg@nospam.dds.nl (JvG)   
   	>leland palmer  wrote:   
   	>Isn’t Michael Edelman hysterically funny?   
   	Edelman is a true nutcase. I could document many examples of outright   
   lying but the idiot is just not worth it.   
      
   Robert Imrie- Phony intellectual, uses big words even when he doesn’t   
   even know what they mean. Pentagon apologist,  “If I refuse to look at   
   the  evidence, there is no evidence.”   
   Witless and clueless.  Rating: 0   
   Dickie Cadwell - Debunker wannabee.  Johnny-One-Note.   
   Would deny existence of UFO even if he bumped into one.   
   Snorted too much swamp-gas in College.   
   Family does not allow “Dickie” around   
   sharp objects.  Confuses logic with stupidity,   
   and ignorance with reason.  Which is reason enough to ignore him.   
   Rating: 2   
      
   Dean Adams-Super sp00k, a legend in his own mind, “We must cover-up   
   all aspects of the alien presence.” Laughed out of group, at least for   
   now!   
   Rating: Minus 50   
   John Hutchins-Had latrine duty in Military, even screwed that up.   
   Used to be a great fisherman until he hooked his, well, use your   
   imagination.  Banned from participating on talk shows because of an   
   unusual odor, thought to be left over from the Big-Bang!  Only   
   contribution to society is that he waters his lawn every day, although   
   he lives in Seattle where it rains 300 days a year.  Go figure.   
   Orders “steak” at Ivers!!  Typical!  Is this the person   
   called Wider-Sham?  I don’t have time to find out.   
      
   Karl (Klutz) Mamer- A.K.A. Carl Lamer; Lame-Brain; Lambaste-As   
   worthless as a debunker can get.  Even the Air Force laughed at him   
   (and that’s not easy to do!)   Only human to successfully perform a   
   lobotomy on himself.  Volunteered to walk through “Ground Zero” during   
   atomic bomb tests, now glows in the dark.   
   Wrote his auto-biography in one minute.  Rating: .015   
   Robert Asf-Petitioned to be on the “k00k” list, so here he is.  Hasn’t   
   a clue about the subject matter, and is DARN proud of it.  Makes   
   worthless comments and thinks they’re clever.  Admits he has no   
      
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