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|    Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S to All    |
|    Meet your Usenet sp00ks and KooKs for 20    |
|    28 Dec 12 05:56:17    |
      ba460d63       XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.alien.research, sci.skeptic       From: garymatalucci@gmail.com              Meet your Usenet sp00ks and KooKs (Updated)       Meet your usenet sp00ks and KooKs.       This list is provided as a public service to all       real researchers and people just curious about the       truth regarding extraterrestrials and the alien presence.              Casanobrain - still here, still worthless.              Bruce S - Desperately seek attention.              Horry - Infiltrator from the CIA.              VD-VAC - Refuses to surrender. In league with FEMA.              Stay away from these Newsgroup sp00ks and k00ks and you will find       these Groups useful. Respond to these sp00ks/k00ks at your own risk.       Of course, these sp00ks will deny it all anyway; that’s there job;       national security and all that!       This list will be constantly updated:       Lou “Echelon” Spin-etti- Obvious sp00k, low-level operative, never       addresses UFO facts. “The UFO cover-up must continue indefinitely!”       Ineffectual. Flat-feet. Updated Reptoid Brain-implants. Gardens at       night.       Already admitted that he is a “Spook” whose job is to disrupt UFO       newsgroups.       Started a cult based on hubcaps, ball lightning and the Planet Venus.       Listed in Ft. Meade, MD phone book under the name Spin-etti! Lou       Manetti is a pseudonym for Illuminati. Proves the NSA has a sense of       humor, or does it??? Has recently stepped-up his debunking efforts,       on orders from the NSA no doubt!       Rating: 0       Pops Wisenhiemer (A.K.A. waismanj)- Useful idiot. Perfect foil to NSA-       sp00k Lou Manetti. Spent three years in the Navy, in a leaky canoe!       Has massive amount of knowledge on bugs, potatoes and mud; but knows       absolutely nothing about Extraterrestrials; except his best friend       growing up was a 6-foot tall Reptoid who said he was his Mother, and       pOps believed it!!       Rating: -0.025       Harry Bosch- A.K.A. Borsch-Belt. Allied with sp00k Manetti.       Unflappable and unyielding. Shot himself out of a cannon to go faster       than light, when Lockheed had that technology from downed ET craft       the whole time! Thrown out of Area-51 for flying family to the joint       Human/Reptoid Moon Base in retrieved Gray-Alien craft. Now Usenet-       Debunker. Pitiful! No doubt has alliance with some Intelligence       Agency, but won’t tell which one.       Rating: -.000, 000, 212       Doug Weller- Pseudo-scientist. Accepts theory of evolution, although       Weller himself overwhelmingly disproves it, unless humans evolved from       blow flies! President of “Liars Club”, also Vice-President too!       Moderator, sci.archaeology.moderated; but really can’t moderate a well       reasoned argument. Accepts Party-Line and the cover-up of alternative       theories of the origin of life. Rating: Un-ratable!       Mark Shittley- Friend of “Twits” -which should tell you all you should       need to know. Thinks military does a better job at doing abductions       than ETs, he MAY be right at that! Has tree-house in the backyard in       case of Reptoid/Pleiadean invasion. Has it wired with acoustic and       sonic weapons, lasers and masers, and just in case, an anti-matter/       anti-time cobalt bomb.       Every bird in neighborhood has mysteriously died. Flies X-33 Space       Plane       with electro-gravitic systems and cosmetic turbine engines;       but won’t let other UFO Debunkers in it. Smart move Mark! Rating: 3       Jerry Bryson - Mean-spirited. Right-Wing Fanatic. Hates books and       throws book-burning parties at his “barn!”       We’re still waiting for an invite, Jerry.       Idaho Militia threw him out for being too reactionary!       Couldn’t even debunk the “Flat-Earth” Theory.       Has nothing to say, yet says it over and over again.       Humor him for his own sake. Favorite word: liar. (Guess why!)       Rating: -0.005       Scott Munro: An irritation to other UFO Debunkers. Unhappy childhood,       unhappy adulthood. Favorite words : paranoid, stupid and delusional.       Perhaps Munro himself is suffering from a paranoid, stupid delusion.       That would explain much.       Rating: 0.005       Rich Thorne- 10 years in the Air Force. Believes that bombing       civilians is the way to promote democracy!       Go figure. Ordered to step up his debunking dis-information campaign,       but hasn’t convinced anybody of anything except that weather balloons       do not look like alien craft. Bumper-sticker on car says, “Debunkers       are people too!” Couldn’t prove it by Thorne, though.       Rating: 1       Mikey Oodleman alias-(Historian)-Ate 2 tons of Agent Orange during       Vietnam War, had no effect! “Don’t bother me with the facts, my mind       is made up.” Strong debate on whether he even has a mind. Rating: -       666.666 Here’s some independent verification:       From: jeanvg@nospam.dds.nl (JvG)        >leland palmer |
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