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   Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S to BruceS   
   Re: Does anybody remember "debunkers?" -   
   09 Jan 13 13:41:43   
   
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   XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.alien.research, sci.skeptic   
   From: garymatalucci@gmail.com   
      
   On Jan 9, 1:12 pm, BruceS  wrote:   
   > On 01/09/2013 11:32 AM, Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. wrote:   
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   > > On Jan 9, 6:12 am, BruceS  wrote:   
   > >> On 01/09/2013 04:15 AM, Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. wrote:   
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   > >>> On Jan 8, 10:39 am, BruceS  wrote:   
   > >>>> On 01/08/2013 08:56 AM, Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA wrote:   
   > >>>>    
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   > >>>>> The Octagon has (as of today) rejected my request for one   
   > >>>>> octodecillion anti-matter bombs, which is good news for the   
   > >>>>> debunkers.  You now have safe passage to your nearest FEMA camp.  But   
   > >>>>> don't wait, they could change their mind at any time.   
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   > >>>> LOL.  Artie pretends he's requested 10^57 (that's a 1 with 57 zeros   
   > >>>> after it) imaginary bombs from his imaginary kook squad.  But, even   
   > >>>> though the whole thing is in his own imagination, it rejected his   
   > >>>> request.  Still, just to keep the numbers making sense, with about 7 x   
   > >>>> 10^9 people on the planet, he's suggesting the use of 10^57 / (7 x 10^9)   
   > >>>> bombs per person.  That's about 1.4 x 10^47, or (if my typing is up to   
   > >>>> the challenge)   
   > >>>> 140,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000   
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   > >>>> Yep.  That's how many of his bombs he wants to use per human on Earth.   
   > >>>> If these bombs of his were made of anything heavier than deranged   
   > >>>> imaginatons, the mere shadow of his arsenal would be enough to implode   
   > >>>> the entire solar system.   
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   > >>>> Sane people are welcome to correct my math.   
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   > >>> There is one FATAL FLAW in  your so-called "reasoning!"   
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   > >>> It should be obvious to even the most hardened skeptic.   
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   > >>> I will have to tell YOU, Debunker, because it is obvious beyond   
   > >>> obvious.   
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   > >>> Here it is:   
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   > >>> DEBUNKERS are NOT people.   
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   > >>> FACT!   
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   > >>> Proven!!   
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   > >>> Repeat?   
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   > >>> OKAY!   
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   > >>> DEBUNKERS are SNOT people.   
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   > >> So Artie, does this brilliant argument of yours change the mass of the   
   > >> Earth, or simple math?  You're still claiming to have access to bombs   
   > >> that, if they are each the mass of a proton, would together outmass a   
   > >> quarter of a billion Earths.  Does your argument substantially change   
   > >> the population of the Earth?  Even if there were a billion "debunkers"   
   > >> for every person on Earth, your numbers would still be extremely silly.   
   > >>    You are not only a sociopath, you are also a moron.  You throw around   
   > >> numbers with no idea what they mean, and threaten to murder people   
   > >> because you can't understand what they're saying.  If you were even   
   > >> marginally sane, you'd be incarcerated (most likely in an institution   
   > >> for the criminally insane) for the rest of your life.  As it is, your   
   > >> complete insanity and impotence make your threats so laughable that they   
   > >> don't constitute a criminal offense.  You should still be locked up   
   > >> though, for your own safety and that of those in range of you throwing   
   > >> small objects.   
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   > > Very funny Debunker.  There only logical solution would be for the   
   > > debunkers cult and their enablers, supporters and sympathizers to   
   > > SURRENDER at the nearest FEMA CAMP.    MANKIND has had enough of your   
   > > truth-terrorism and are demanding the solution to this horrible   
   > > problem.   
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   > > The UFO cover-up is now officially over and the few debunkers who   
   > > refuse to surrender their cause are posing an on-going threat to our   
   > > civil society.   
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   > > Please start marching to the nearest FEMA camp and hold a white flag   
   > > out, that way it will be easier for the MEV's to assist you.   
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   > > Thank you once again for your continuing cooperation,   
   >   
   > Artie once again fails to answer simple questions.  The time when anyone   
   > but Artie believed anything Artie said is long over.  Mankind is getting   
   > tired of Artie's one-track psychosis, but as we're running short of   
   > entertaining lunatics here, we'll let him keep posting.  Just remember   
   > though, Artie, nobody takes you at all seriously.  We (mankind) are all   
   > laughing at you.  Every single human on the planet, including the   
   > billions who have never heard of you, are laughing at you.   
      
   Nice try debunker.  Who is laughing at whom?   
      
   Let's look at a tiny amount of debunker excuses to explain away all   
   UFOs:   
      
   SWAMP GAS   
   ball lightening   
   hedge hogs   
   temperature inversion   
   Venus and Mars   
   Uranus (debunkers may be right about that!)   
   weather balloons   
   top-secret weather balloons   
   super-duper top-secret weather balloons   
   uber-uber super-duper top-secret weather balloons   
   ultra-classified uber-uber super-duper top-secret weather balloons   
   stealth blimps (Oberg, are YOU listening??)   
   time-compressed crash-test dummies   
      
   Enough?  There is WAY more.   
      
   Now you see why ALL debunkers MUST be sequestered in FEMA camps?  It   
   is so OBVIOUS.   
      
   Remember Bruce, George, VD-VAC and Whorry, this is for YOUR   
   protection.   
      
   And this is the thanks I get¿¿¿¿¿÷???????   
      
   Sir A   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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