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   From: science@zzz.com   
      
   Aliens to Earth: Puny HUMANS, Your days are still numbered!   
      
   [Amal. P] - Wagga, Wagga, Australia  -  In what is turning out to be a   
   disturbing trend, human-alien abductees are claiming that they are   
   being given a very "unsettling" message about the end of "humanity."   
   These abductees have been shown a holographic book of Earth, that   
   projects in the short-term future human extinction.  This information   
   was compiled from  nine various abductees, two each from the U.S. and   
   Canada,  one each from  Denmark, Australia,  Zimbabwe, Yemen and a   
   young child from Greece who expressed fear and trepidation from these   
   revelations.   
      
        All of the 'guests' describe a technique known as **mindscans**   
   where an extraterrestrial can scrutinize the contents of the subjects   
   memory in an instant.  In addition,  these abductees explained that   
   they were shown a 5-sense "video" multi-graphic display that can   
   stimulate all five senses (sight  smell, sound, touch and taste) that   
   seemed "all too real."   "They have an agenda that does not include   
   humans very  early on the next millennium," said one concerned   
   experiencer.  Another suggested that there are "millions upon   
   millions" of human-alien hybrids now, "waiting to take over.   
   Absolutely no humans will be there, not even the "TRAITORS"  that make   
   deals with them now, for high-technology  weapons,  minerals  and   
   other 'alien' gadgets."   
      
       A government official said off the record, "Put yourself in our   
   shoes, what choice did we have.  We salivated when we thought we could   
   get our hands on the ultimate weapon."   
   Chimed one abductee upon hearing that statement, "Those weapons won't   
   do much good pretty soon."   More information will be given to the   
   general public when necessary, promised the government official.   
      
   The Traitor and Whorry, two useful idiots who post on usenet alien   
   groups, stated that they were "dumbfounded" and that they will   
   probably be added to a long list of debunkers who "just couldn't take   
   it anymore."   
      
   Amalgamated Press - We wouldn't print it if it weren't true, and   
   that's the truth!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)