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   XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.alien.research, alt.paranet.abduct   
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   From: garymatalucci@gmail.com   
      
   Earth's Membership to ET Club Rejected Again// New Alliance May be   
   Formed   
      
   (Outside Paris, Texas)  Once again, Earth's attempt to join the main   
   Extraterrestrial Council, called the "United Federation of Planets"   
   was rejected today. The reasons for the failure pointed once more to   
   "spiritual" and "environmental" problems.  The United Federation of   
   Planets represents well over 50 million off-world races throughout the   
   known Universe.   
      
   The announcement was broadcast today from the United Grey-Race Lunar   
   Colony (UGRLC) to a covert-unauthorized channel at the super-secret   
   National In-Security Agency and made public through a Freedom of   
   Information request.   
      
   The news hit the honest and knowledgeable UFO researcher Sir Arthur   
   Wholeflaffer hard.  Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer A.S.A., ex-CEO of SAGAN,   
   (Students Aligned with Greys and Nordics) now disbanded, and currently   
   President of the Cabinet of Intelligence Associates (CIA) located near   
   Wolf Trap, Virginia, was not surprised by the somewhat expected   
   decision.  "Heck, no I'm not surprised," exclaimed Wholeflaffer.   
   "What would the Federation gain from having us join them anyway.   
   United States, for instance is run by a criminal enterprise that   
   didn't even get the majority of the popular votes, and would not have   
   even won the Electoral votes if their Goon Squads didn't intimidated   
   the vote-counters in Dade County, Florida.   Moreover, Multi-national   
   corporations are hell-bent in destroying what is left of our old   
   growth forests, the pristine waterways, and have totally ruined the   
   planets topsoil with pesticides and fertilizers for their own short-   
   term gains," explained Wholeflaffer.   
      
   "In addition, the major industry on Earth is still tribal warfare   
   brought to you by the Northrups' and the Lockheeds' of the world.  For   
   some curious reason, those psychopaths think they could win a world   
   war against a United ET Front.  The ETs would win that one in a giga-   
   second or two, if they choose to go that route.   
      
   Furthermore, the "spiritual" stuff described in the aliens rejection   
   of us also has me more than a bit concerned," philosophized Sir   
   Arthur.   
      
   Continuing on, Wholeflaffer added, "On other hand, how much of human   
   behavior is 'our' fault.  Gen. Borman Killemall (not his real name)   
   has briefed me on the amount of alien activity ongoing throughout our   
   planet.  The human abduction agenda still goes on, the alien-human   
   hybridization program is being escalated, for reasons that appear to   
   be very disturbing.   
      
   Also, perhaps millions of humans have alien-implants in them that   
   could be influencing their thought processes, and it has been   
   disclosed that alien-clones have replaced certain people throughout   
   society.  When the facts are added up, I truly feel that our   
   application to the Federation of Planets should be viewed in that   
   context."  Of course certain "State" UFO debunkers are glad that the   
   solicitation was rejected.   
      
   Jimmy "The Man" O-Borg was in the forefront of the pro-rejection   
   group.  "God Dang Socialists are what those aliens are," spouted O-   
   Borg.  He also puked, "I truly "believe" that humans are NOT ready for   
   communicating telepathically with each other, or if they could even   
   truly grasp what multi-dimensional reality really is."   
      
   Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer did not totally disagree, "Those old-fashioned   
   debunkers do have a point there.  Furthermore, I wonder if co-existing   
   with these beings from other worlds is really possible here anyway.   
   Perhaps our civilization would disintegrate from the cultural and   
   social shock of these powerful entities!"   
      
   Wholeflaffer indicated that his Cabinet of Intelligence Associates   
   (CIA) would be setting up an alternative planetary organization that   
   would be working outside of the established Federation.  Calling it   
   the "New Federation of Slow-Moving Planets", Wholeflaffer stated that   
   questionnaires have already been received from the so-called "Rogue"   
   planets who were also rejected by the Federation.   
      
   "Yes, he have received inquiries from multiple planets," acknowledged   
   Arthur.   "For instance, we have 3 solicitations from groups   
   representing civilizations from the Crab Nebulians.  Also, certain   
   "Grey" planets that are on probation from the Federation have   
   expressed interest.  And of course when our own Mars is re-populated,   
   they will have instant membership."   
      
   Commenting on this new group, a Praying Mantis indicated that it was a   
   "….joke.  (The new grouping is)…a real insult to the Universe and may   
   have to be usurped by those with more powerful interests than "puny   
   humans."   Sir Arthur upon hearing that remark ended the press   
   conference with a "have a nice day then, what is left of them."   
      
   In other news, the President has declared  that ALL debunkers are to   
   be sequestered in FEMA camps with the month.  Sir Arthur C.B.E.   
   Wholeflaffers. Pres. of Alien-Human Contact Agenda has once again   
   promised that "all debunkers will be tossed in the FEMA camps within   
   one month.  And if we fail on this goal, we will extend it another   
   month or year or 10  years.  However long it takes."   
      
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