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   XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.alien.research, alt.paranet.abduct   
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   From: garymatalucci@gmail.com   
      
   Meet your Usenet sp00ks and KooKs (Updated)   
      
   Meet your usenet sp00ks and KooKs.   
      
   This list is provided as a public service to all   
   real researchers and people just curious about the   
   truth regarding extraterrestrials and the alien presence.   
      
   Stay away from these Newsgroup sp00ks and k00ks and   
   you will find these Groups useful.  Respond to these sp00ks/k00ks   
   at your own risk.  Of course, these sp00ks will deny it all anyway;   
   that's there job; national security and all that!   
      
   This list will be constantly updated:   
      
   Lou "Echelon" Spin-etti- Obvious sp00k, low-level operative, never   
   addresses   
   UFO facts.   "The UFO cover-up must continue indefinitely!"   
   Ineffectual.   
   Flat-feet.  Updated Reptoid Brain-implants.  Gardens at night.   
   Already admitted that he is a "Spook" whose job is to disrupt UFO   
   newsgroups.   
   Started a cult based on hubcaps, ball lightning and the Planet Venus.   
   Listed in Ft. Meade, MD phone book under the name Spin-etti!   
   Lou Manetti is a pseudonym for Illuminati.  Proves the NSA has a   
   sense of humor, or does it???  Has recently stepped-up his debunking   
   efforts,   
   on orders from the NSA no doubt!   
   Rating:  0   
      
   Pops Wisenhiemer (A.K.A. waismanj)- Useful idiot.  Perfect foil to NSA-   
   sp00k   
   Lou Manetti.  Spent three years in the Navy, in a leaky canoe!  Has   
   massive   
   amount of knowledge on bugs, potatoes and mud;  but knows absolutely   
   nothing   
   about Extraterrestrials; except his best friend growing up was a 6-   
   foot   
   tall Reptoid who said he was his Mother, and pOps believed it!!   
   Rating: -0.025   
      
   Harry Bosch- A.K.A. Borsch-Belt.  Allied with sp00k Manetti.   
   Unflappable and   
   unyielding.  Shot himself out of a cannon to go faster than light,   
   when   
   Lockheed had that technology from downed  ET craft the whole time!   
   Thrown out of Area-51 for flying family to the joint Human/Reptoid   
   Moon Base in retrieved Gray-Alien craft.  Now Usenet-Debunker.   
   Pitiful!   
   No doubt has alliance with some Intelligence Agency, but won't tell   
   which one.   
   Rating: -.000, 000, 212   
      
   Doug Weller-  Pseudo-scientist.  Accepts theory of evolution, although   
   Weller himself overwhelmingly disproves it, unless humans evolved from   
   blow flies!  President of "Liars Club", also Vice-President too!   
   Moderator, sci.archaeology.moderated; but really can't moderate   
   a well reasoned argument.  Accepts Party-Line and the cover-up of   
   alternative theories of the origin of life.  Rating: Un-ratable!   
      
   Mark Shittley- Friend of "Twits" -which should tell you all you should   
   need to know.  Thinks military does a better job at doing abductions   
   than ETs, he MAY be right at that!  Has tree-house in the backyard in   
   case of Reptoid/Pleiadean invasion.  Has it wired with acoustic and   
   sonic   
   weapons, lasers and masers, and just in case, an anti-matter/anti-time   
   cobalt bomb.   
   Every bird in neighborhood has mysteriously died.   Flies X-33 Space   
   Plane   
   with electro-gravitic systems and cosmetic turbine engines;   
   but won't let other UFO Debunkers in it.   Smart move Mark!  Rating: 3   
      
   Jerry Bryson - Mean-spirited.  Right-Wing Fanatic. Hates books   
   and throws book-burning parties at his "barn!"   
   We're still waiting for an invite, Jerry.   
   Idaho Militia threw him out for being too reactionary!   
   Couldn't even debunk the "Flat-Earth" Theory.   
   Has nothing to say, yet says it over and over again.   
   Humor him for his own sake.  Favorite word: liar. (Guess why!)   
   Rating: -0.005   
      
   Scott Munro: An irritation to other UFO Debunkers.   
   Unhappy childhood, unhappy adulthood.  Favorite   
   words : paranoid, stupid and delusional.  Perhaps Munro himself   
   is suffering from a paranoid, stupid delusion.  That would explain   
   much.   
   Rating: 0.005   
      
   Rich Thorne- 10 years in the Air Force.  Believes that   
   bombing civilians is the way to promote democracy!   
   Go figure.  Ordered to step up his debunking dis-information   
   campaign, but hasn't convinced anybody of anything except that   
   weather balloons do not look like alien craft. Bumper-sticker on car   
   says,   
   "Debunkers are people too!" Couldn't prove it by Thorne, though.   
   Rating: 1   
      
   Mikey Oodleman  alias-(Historian)-Ate 2 tons of Agent Orange   
   during Vietnam War, had no effect!  "Don't bother me with the facts,   
   my   
   mind is made up."  Strong debate on whether he even has a mind.   
   Rating: - 666.666   
   Here's some independent verification:   
   From: jeanvg@nospam.dds.nl (JvG)   
   >leland palmer  wrote:   
   >Isn't Michael Edelman hysterically funny?   
   Edelman is a true nutcase. I could document many examples of   
   outright lying but the idiot is just not worth it.   
      
   Robert Imrie- Phony intellectual, uses big words even when   
   he doesn't even know what they mean. Pentagon apologist,   
   "If I refuse to look at the  evidence, there is no evidence."   
   Witless and clueless.  Rating: 0   
      
   Dickie Cadwell - Debunker wannabee.  Johnny-One-Note.   
   Would deny existence of UFO even if he bumped into one.   
   Snorted too much swamp-gas in College.   
   Family does not allow "Dickie" around   
   sharp objects.  Confuses logic with stupidity,   
   and ignorance with reason.  Which is reason enough to ignore him.   
   Rating: 2   
      
   Dean Adams-Super sp00k, a legend in his own mind,   
   "We must cover-up all aspects of the alien presence."   
   Laughed out of group, at least for now!   
   Rating: Minus 50   
      
   John Hutchins-Had latrine duty in Military, even screwed that   
   up.  Used to be a great fisherman until he hooked his, well,   
   use your imagination.  Banned from participating on talk   
   shows because of an unusual odor, thought to be left over   
   from the Big-Bang!  Only contribution to society is that   
   he waters his lawn every day, although he lives in Seattle   
   where it rains 300 days a year.  Go figure.   
   Orders "steak" at Ivers!!  Typical!  Is this the person   
   called Wider-Sham?  I don't have time to find out.   
      
   Karl (Klutz) Mamer- A.K.A. Carl Lamer; Lame-Brain; Lambaste-   
   As worthless as a debunker can get.  Even the Air Force laughed   
   at him (and that's not easy to do!)   Only human to successfully   
   perform a lobotomy on himself.  Volunteered to walk through   
   "Ground Zero" during atomic bomb tests, now glows in the dark.   
   Wrote his auto-biography in one minute.  Rating: .015   
      
   Robert Asf-Petitioned to be on the "k00k" list, so here he is.   
   Hasn't a clue about the subject matter, and is DARN proud   
   of it.  Makes worthless comments and thinks they're clever.   
   Admits he has no knowledge of the subject matter.   
      
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