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|    Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S to All    |
|    Cloned Terrorists/Patriot Act to Target     |
|    06 Apr 13 17:26:23    |
      b507065f       XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.alien.research, alt.paranet.abduct       XPost: alt.conspiracy       From: garymatalucci@gmail.com              Cloned Terrorists/Patriot Act to Target Debunkers!!              In article <9pn90n$ng...@news.dataguard.no, Night RaVeN says...              Man, you are the best! :)       - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -              - Show quoted text -              Thanks for your comment, and God Bless Amalgamated Press              Sir Arthur       - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -       Wayne Manzo says...               They aren't cloned! They are duplicated using pods!        Ludlow's book "The Duplicated Man" spills the beans.        Since they are telepathic and collective, all the dups        think the same, and talk the same, etc...       - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -       Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffer A.S.A replies:               Let me call my sources at the NSA;               Wholeflaffer using phone - ring-ring-ring               NSA: NSA, may I help you.        Art W: Put me through to a both a Team Dean Adams        and Harry Borsch-Belt (Secret names classified).        Adams: Team here. Borsch: Borsch here.        Art W: Team, Harry, this is Art Wholeflaffer.        Adams and Borsch: BIG MOAN        Art W: Listen, this is serious. I just got an amazing update that        the alien-human experiments have produced hybrid pods!              Also that they are telepathic and collective and that all the dups       talk and think the same. Is there any truth to it and how far       has this gone and are they responsible for the current crisis?               Borsch: That information is classified and I must end this       conversation now.        Adams: I can neither confirm or deny that allegation. The end.       --click--               ---End of conversation--              Both of these insiders will NOT deny these allegations, interesting,       isn't it?       But feel free to: Make up your own mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -       >Alien Celebs have been using pod dups for years.       > If you look closely you can see the slight differences.               - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -        Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffer A.S.A. :               Amalgamated Press- In a startling interview near a White House,        President and CEO of Integrated Implants announced that they have        been working with the NISA (National Insecurity Agency) for the past        10 years in perfecting cloned terrorists. Apparently        these cloned-terrorists were responsible for the six planes,        4 known to the general public, that attacked portions of        the United States.               The first four planes are well known, one hit the        Pentagon, two took down the World Trade Center        and a military aircraft shot down the final one.              The fifth plane, mistakenly identified as a weather balloon,       was accurately described by Amalgamated Press on the day of the       event as smashing into the alien/human secret base near       Dulce, New Mexico where the cloned terrorists are developed.       This attack was designed to let the world know the truth about these       cloned       automatons. The news of the fifth plane was quickly censored,       except at the brave Amalgamated Press.              It has been "leaked by unnamed sources" that the sixth plane (and       rumored seventh plane) has been discovered to also be part of the       conspiracy. Where and who piloted these planes is still being       determined. Unspecified rumors has it that one of the planes was       diverted to a beach in Hawaii and the passengers are said to be having       a "ball" for the past week and do not want to "leave." We are still       waiting for confirmation of this startling report.              There will be more later when details start coming in,              Amalgamated Press - We wouldn't print it if it weren't true- and       that's the God Darn Truth!              As a final addendum the Group® has decided that it could very well be       time to EXPUNGE Every debunker and their ilk. As a rule, you HAVE to       do what the Group® decides.              Meet back at the Shop® at 0800 hours.                     Sir A              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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