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   Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S to hs...@yahoo.com   
   Re: President asks, "Isn't it time for t   
   30 Apr 13 07:46:24   
   
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   XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.alien.research, sci.skeptic   
   XPost: alt.conspiracy   
   From: garymatalucci@gmail.com   
      
   On Apr 30, 6:52 am, "Hägar"  wrote:   
   > "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A."  wrote in   
   > messagenews:2b717825-7cd6-450c-90ae-b136cd4b5c77@oj8g2000pbb.g   
   oglegroups.com...   
   >   
   > > The President of the Human-Alien Contact Agenda (HACA), Sir Arthur   
   > > C.B.E. Wholeflaffers asked today at the annual meeting of the Honest   
   > > Scientific Researchers of North America (NSRNA) if it isn't time for   
   > > "a final solution to the debunker problem once and for all."   
   > > Needless to say the voting was unanimous, One vote Yes and Zero votes   
   > > No!   
   >   
   > > Let's Get "R" done!!   
   >   
   > > NOW!!!   
   >   
   > > Sir A   
   >   
   > Let's have another vote:   
   >   
   > All those in favor of hanging the LipFlapper by his balls, upside down from   
   > the rafters of a gas station (sounds of Mussolini's favorite opera slowly   
   > filling the air) and taking turns placing leeches all over his body to suck   
   > the life blood right out of his carcass, say "AYE".   
      
   I have alerted the closest FEMA camp to you to be ready to receive   
   your ENTIRE cult.  A Chinese-Style Mobile Execution Van has been sent   
   so get your suitcase ready.   
      
   I wish we could say it was nice to have you here, but we can't.   
      
   Please have a list of ALL debunker enablers, supporters and   
   sympathizers ready.  They may go a bit easier on you if you comply.   
      
   Good luck and good riddance to bad bad rubbish.   
      
   Sir A   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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