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    HOLY SH*T! You can say THAT again!   
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       MAHANOY CITY, Pa (Rueters) -- Yes,   
   Virginia, miracles DO HAPPEN every   
   now and then.   
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        Ed Conrad actually was unconscious,   
   -- certainly not dead -- while lying bare-ass   
   naked on the table in the chilly mortuary   
   awaiting his first dose of embalming fluid   
   last night.   
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        As it was about to be injected, the   
   ice-cold "corpse" suddenly sat up,   
   yawned and  casually remarked, "Boy,   
   am I ever hungry!"   
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       The funeral director and his assistant   
    were shocked further when Ed angrily   
    asked: "Can someone PLEASE get me   
    a blanket. I'm freezing my balls off."   
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         Quite an achieement for man who   
    shot himself in the head four or five times   
   in what the Schuylkill County coroner had   
    described as "an unfortunate gunning   
    accident."   
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        Consequently, Ed is now in a hospital   
   recovering from his gunshot wounds   
   and is rather confident that, in a few   
   weeks, a good plastic surgeon will be   
   able to patch the egg-size holes in his   
   head.   
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         It also should be noted that his   
   Requiem Mass and funeral, scheduled   
   for Wednesday, have been canceled.   
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        A family spokesman said Ed not   
   only is happy to be alive but also   
   thanks the kind folks who undoubtedly   
   prayed his safe return to the living.   
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        "He especially appreciates the   
   kindness of those who sent  'Get Well'   
   cards but wants it known that he has   
   a special fondness for the cards that   
   contain cash."   
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