Instructions for Santa Claus (where the stolen skin cells went, etc) +   
   Readvertisment of magizian alchemy kits #1    
      
   (copper to gold) and #2 (lead to mercury)   
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   Dear Santa,   
   I'm gonna need you to drop magical packages on San Jose, Ca where the stolen   
   skins cells went/are and New York Harbor where the south american diseases   
   have been coming in via britalia.   
      
   After that, were gonna have to go back to Britalia 1376 via 1384 and   
   simultaniously drop 2 large signs written in britalian languia, one on their   
   west coast stating "This is not north." and one on their east coast stating   
   "This is not south."   
      
   Doing so buys us 250 years, and proof that these things happen/happened is   
   that santa claus is germainian.   
   Proof that santa is germanian is that santa is afraid of the color green and   
   linguistic accents especialy swedic, swiss, or germainian... this is from when   
   they thought putting green wreaths on their door/windows and green leaves on   
   their roof and the    
   temperature somehow from freezing would save them from the wrath of santa as   
   they tried to completely change santa linage from norse (the large frosty   
   island northwest of britalia) to celt (ireland/scottland).   
   ..and proof that santa isn't britalian is that saint claus wouldn't be afraid   
   of own children or any others as every britalian is.   
      
   Santa, after dropping the two packages, I'll meet you in britalia 1376, which   
   may have already happened for me, after which time, find me in my capital city   
   on the northeastern border of bolivia which is parallel to the craddle of life   
   which is parallel    
   to the pyramid for idiots.   
      
   Dr. Hunter Reon Barnes, Ph.D., D.S.   
   King of Grece/Polania/Rome/and a few other pile of rocks   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)