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   Message 32,482 of 34,291   
   Dawn Flood to All   
   Re: UFO questions for the experts   
   21 Jul 25 17:35:48   
   
   XPost: sci.skeptic, alt.atheism, sci.logic   
   XPost: alt.ufo.reports   
   From: Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com   
      
   On 7/21/2025 4:43 PM, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote:   
   > On Mon, 21 Jul 2025 03:01:46 -0400   
   > JTEM  wrote:   
   >   
   >> So here's some folklore I've picked up over the years...   
   >>   
   >> #1.  Aliens love strawberries   
   >   
   > All aliens, or just the majority of them?   
   >   
   >> #2.  Aliens HATE apples.   
   >   
   > Do they like horses?  Because horses love apples.   
   >   
   >> #3.  Aliens are telepathic   
   >   
   > Now why didn't I think of that?!?   
   >   
   >> #4.  Aliens smell like ammonia   
   >   
   > That might be a side-effect of certain types of proving   
   > that some abductees have complained about after being   
   > abducted to above-Earth flying saucers.   
   >   
   >> #5.  Aliens smell like sulfur   
   >   
   > Maybe after they were visiting with some demons?   
   >   
   >> #6.  Aliens have an I.Q. anywhere from HUNDREDS to over 1000   
   >   
   > I don't believe this -- if the space aliens really are   
   > that intelligent, then why do they have any interest in   
   > human life at all?  If I were that smart, I'd probably   
   > want to stay as far away from humans as possible.   
   >   
      
   As of today, JTEM is (unofficially) *your* problem.   
      
   Best,   
      
   Dawn   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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