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   jojo to Dawn Flood   
   Re: Paleo anthropology is NOT a real sci   
   14 Sep 25 02:35:39   
   
   [continued from previous message]   
      
   >>>>>>>>>>> you mean zombie jesus?   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> LOL!   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> Yeah, Jesus' "imminent return" has been predicted for   
   >>>>>>>>>> quite some   
   >>>>>>>>>> time now!   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/   
   >>>>>>>>>> Predictions_and_claims_for_the_Second_Coming   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> Given the Second Law of Thermodynamics and the fact   
   >>>>>>>>>> that Jesus'   
   >>>>>>>>>> remains are in a highly advanced state of   
   >>>>>>>>>> decomposition, I think   
   >>>>>>>>>> that his "return" is quite unlikely!!   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> Dawn   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> during the cricifiction, the trauma turned jesus into   
   >>>>>>>>> deadpool,   
   >>>>>>>>> that is the most logical conclusion, he is an x-man..   
   >>>>>>>>> x-person.   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Which the event was prophesied of around 1,000 years   
   >>>>>>>> before that.   
   >>>>>>>> Through Daniel, Isaiah, King David and others in the OT,   
   >>>>>>>> but not your   
   >>>>>>>> conclusion and mockery.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> lol btw have you seen the movies? i highly recommend!   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Nope.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> oh damn you are missing out!! here, i will point them out:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> deadpool - 2016   
   >>>>> deadpool 2 - 2018   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> if you want, i can send you the torrent links.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Illegal downloads of copyrighted movies?!  (Shame, shame!!   
   >>>> Just get a free month of Netflix, Hulu or whatever!)   
   >>>   
   >>> i have from day 1 been raised on piracy, i dont even think   
   >>> about it actually! i dont have money to spend like that, streams.   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> btw you have seen the movies right?   
   >>   
   >   
   > No, sorry.   
      
   what is going on here?? dawn you have to watch them, there is a   
   lot of gore, so watch the uncensored versions.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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