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   Message 33,223 of 34,291   
   jojo to Dawn Flood   
   Re: Paleo anthropology is NOT a real sci   
   15 Sep 25 17:32:50   
   
   [continued from previous message]   
      
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where was this "spoken of" 5000 years ago?   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, the memories of my fundamentalist Christian   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> childhood! Of   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> course,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my childhood occurred back in the 1980s, which,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someday, may   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> become   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> known as the end of the "Information Dark Ages".   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dawn   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or more likely the beginning of the end of this age.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> you mean zombie jesus?   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, Jesus' "imminent return" has been predicted for   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> quite some   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> time now!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> Predictions_and_claims_for_the_Second_Coming   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> Given the Second Law of Thermodynamics and the fact   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> that Jesus'   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> remains are in a highly advanced state of   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> decomposition, I think   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> that his "return" is quite unlikely!!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> Dawn   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>> during the cricifiction, the trauma turned jesus into   
   >>>>>>>>>>> deadpool,   
   >>>>>>>>>>> that is the most logical conclusion, he is an x-man..   
   >>>>>>>>>>> x-person.   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> Which the event was prophesied of around 1,000 years   
   >>>>>>>>>> before that.   
   >>>>>>>>>> Through Daniel, Isaiah, King David and others in the   
   >>>>>>>>>> OT, but not your   
   >>>>>>>>>> conclusion and mockery.   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> lol btw have you seen the movies? i highly recommend!   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Nope.   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> oh damn you are missing out!! here, i will point them out:   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> deadpool - 2016   
   >>>>>>> deadpool 2 - 2018   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> if you want, i can send you the torrent links.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Illegal downloads of copyrighted movies?!  (Shame, shame!!   
   >>>>>> Just get a free month of Netflix, Hulu or whatever!)   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> i have from day 1 been raised on piracy, i dont even think   
   >>>>> about it actually! i dont have money to spend like that,   
   >>>>> streams.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> btw you have seen the movies right?   
   >>>>   
   >>>   
   >>> No, sorry.   
   >>   
   >> what is going on here?? dawn you have to watch them, there is a   
   >> lot of gore, so watch the uncensored versions.   
   >>   
   >   
   > No way!  I need sappy romance with lots of crying.   
   >   
   > Dawn   
      
   how does the crying help??   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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