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   Message 33,235 of 34,291   
   Dawn Flood to jojo   
   Re: Paleo anthropology is NOT a real sci   
   15 Sep 25 15:25:28   
   
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   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, the memories of my fundamentalist Christian   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> childhood! Of   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> course,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my childhood occurred back in the 1980s, which, someday,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> may   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> become   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> known as the end of the "Information Dark Ages".   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dawn   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or more likely the beginning of the end of this age.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>> you mean zombie jesus?   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, Jesus' "imminent return" has been predicted for quite   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> some   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> time now!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> Predictions_and_claims_for_the_Second_Coming   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> Given the Second Law of Thermodynamics and the fact that   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> Jesus'   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> remains are in a highly advanced state of decomposition, I   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> think   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> that his "return" is quite unlikely!!   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dawn   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> during the cricifiction, the trauma turned jesus into deadpool,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> that is the most logical conclusion, he is an x-man.. x-person.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>> Which the event was prophesied of around 1,000 years before   
   >>>>>>>>>>> that.   
   >>>>>>>>>>> Through Daniel, Isaiah, King David and others in the OT, but   
   >>>>>>>>>>> not your   
   >>>>>>>>>>> conclusion and mockery.   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> lol btw have you seen the movies? i highly recommend!   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> Nope.   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> oh damn you are missing out!! here, i will point them out:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> deadpool - 2016   
   >>>>>>>> deadpool 2 - 2018   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> if you want, i can send you the torrent links.   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Illegal downloads of copyrighted movies?!  (Shame, shame!! Just   
   >>>>>>> get a free month of Netflix, Hulu or whatever!)   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> i have from day 1 been raised on piracy, i dont even think about   
   >>>>>> it actually! i dont have money to spend like that, streams.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> btw you have seen the movies right?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> No, sorry.   
   >>>   
   >>> what is going on here?? dawn you have to watch them, there is a lot   
   >>> of gore, so watch the uncensored versions.   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> No way!  I need sappy romance with lots of crying.   
   >>   
   >> Dawn   
   >   
   > how does the crying help??   
   >   
      
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