XPost: sci.skeptic, alt.atheism, alt.conspiracy   
   XPost: alt.religion.christian   
   From: Kenito@Benito.naw   
      
   On Mon, 15 Sep 2025 09:25:52 -0400, Attila  wrote:   
      
   [...]   
      
   >>>Personally I think the universe complete with history,   
   >>>population, and memories came into existence fifteen seconds   
   >>>ago.   
   >>   
   >>     HEATHEN! You know it was only 14 seconds ago, and created from   
   >>the gaseous emissions of the Invisible Pink Unicorn shortly after a   
   >>morally questionable encounter with a mare going by the name of   
   >>Chucky.   
   >>     Do I need to order Fang to get "The Comfy Chair?" You will be   
   >>required stay in the chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee   
   >>at 11:00.   
   >   
   >Nope.  It was 15 seconds ago complete with the Pink Unicorn,   
   >Chunky, and Fang.   
      
        But no comfy chair? Huh.   
      
   --   
   Kenito Benito   
   Strategic Writer,   
   Psychotronic World Dominator.   
   And FEMA camp counselor.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)