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   From: Kenito@Benito.naw   
      
   On Mon, 15 Sep 2025 09:01:43 -0700, Samuel Spade    
   wrote:   
      
   >Kenito Benito wrote:   
   >> On Sat, 13 Sep 2025 11:58:56 -0700, None wrote:   
   >>   
   >> [...]   
   >>   
   >> >> > Yes, and after the Flood humans came from where the Ark   
   >> >> > landed.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> Where did all that water go?   
   >> >> How did the animals get to Australia? Madagascar? The   
   >> >> Philippines? Japan?   
   >> >   
   >> >This will surprise you but those answers are all in the Bible.   
   >>   
   >> Would you be so kind as to cite chapter and verse? I don't recall   
   >> anything about how animals got to other continents. All I recall   
   >> regarding the water is that it receded. But no mention of where all   
   >> this water, that covered everything, actually receded to.   
   >   
   >   
   >The flood waters ran off the edges of the Earth.   
   >   
   >The turtles appreciated the shower.   
      
    That explains it, then. Mystery solved.   
      
   --   
   Kenito Benito   
   Strategic Writer,   
   Psychotronic World Dominator.   
   And FEMA camp counselor.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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