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   Message 33,744 of 34,291   
   Kenito Benito to JTEM   
   Re: How Time Travel is probable   
   29 Oct 25 01:22:22   
   
   XPost: sci.skeptic, alt.atheism, alt.conspiracy   
   XPost: soc.history   
   From: Kenito@Benito.naw   
      
   On Tue, 28 Oct 2025 13:29:35 -0400, JTEM  wrote:   
      
   >On 10/28/25 4:04 AM, Kenito Benito wrote:   
   >   
   >>On Mon, 27 Oct 2025 11:33:25 -0400, JTEM  wrote:   
   >>>On 10/27/25 3:31 AM, Kenito Benito wrote:   
   >>>On Sun, 26 Oct 2025 13:05:00 -0400, JTEM  wrote:   
   >>>>On 10/26/25 7:51 AM, Kenito Benito wrote:   
   >>>>>On Sat, 25 Oct 2025 21:46:29 -0400, JTEM  wrote:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>>[...]   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>i heard Trump is building a throne room for is coronation. A fat,   
   blue   
   >>>>>>>>>>>haired woman that smelled like cat piss told me. Then she pointed   
   her   
   >>>>>>>>>>>finger at her throat and screamed "Get his kids!  Get them! Get   
   them in   
   >>>>>>>>>>>the neck like their dad!"   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>"Mom!" I shouted back. "You're embarrassing me!"   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>     So your mom is a fat, blue haired woman that smelled like cat   
   >>>>>>>>>>piss? An odd thing to claim about your own mom.   
   >>>>>>>>>>     But it got you some attention from me, so that must have made   
   you   
   >>>>>>>>>>very happy.   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>Wow!   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>     Zoinks!   
   >>>>>>>>     More attention from me. You must be on cloud nine.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>Nope, not a single word on topic...   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>     I am not the one who brought up your mom being "A fat, blue   
   >>>>>>haired woman that smelled like cat piss..." You alone made that claim   
   >>>>>>about your own mom.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>If faster-than-light particles do exist, we can send messages backwards   
   >>>>>through time.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>     So you proclaimed your mom is, "A fat, blue haired woman that   
   >>>>smelled like cat piss..." *AFTER* you proclaimed your mom is, "A fat,   
   >>>>blue haired woman that smelled like cat piss..."? Odd, but OK.   
   >>>>     Would you be willing to tell me, and everyone else reading, what   
   >>>>gives you cause to think expressing, on Usenet, the intense HATE you   
   >>>>hold for you mom is appropriate? I don't think you'll let the readers   
   >>>>know. You will, no doubt, continue to follow my command that you   
   >>>>divert from reality.   
   >>>   
   >>>I'm sorry, I'm not 10 years old.   
   >>   
   >>     Happy birthday. You're finally 11 years of age.   
   >>     Oh, wait. Maybe you're telling everyone reading you're not yet 10   
   >>years old. Are you under 10, or did you recently turn 11? Or is this   
   >>another example of you doing as I command; to divert from reality?   
   >>     You still haven't told me, and everyone else reading, what gives   
   >>you cause to think expressing, on Usenet, the intense HATE you hold   
   >>for you mom is appropriate. Will you do so now, or do you still NEED   
   >>to follow my command to divert from reality?   
   >   
   >Thanks. Those would not be the two words I'd choose to say to   
   >you....   
      
        There are far more than two words above. Your very, very low   
   intellect aside, you still haven't told me, and everyone else reading,   
   what gives you cause to think expressing, on Usenet, the intense HATE   
   you hold for you mom is appropriate.   
      
   --   
   Kenito Benito   
   Strategic Writer,   
   Psychotronic World Dominator.   
   And FEMA camp counselor.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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