From: nospam@example.net   
      
   On Sat, 4 May 2024, oldernow wrote:   
      
   >> My end of the week is defined by my customers and business   
   >> partners not responding, and my work week starts when they   
   >> respond. Dates mean nothing to me! ;)   
   >   
   > I don't think I'd be exaggerating too much to claim that   
   > the only good dates grow on trees.   
      
   Well, you can "go" on nice dates as well! ;)   
      
   >> Tsss.... if we wants your money, _he_ should come to   
   >> _you_! Just sit back, and relax, and eventually someone   
   >> from the government will be there to help you!   
   >   
   > Oh, the dreams I have for activities best accomplished   
   > when terminally ill to avoid consequences!   
      
   Oh that situation has endless possibilities! As an old person you can take   
   certain liberties you cannot as someone of working age.   
      
   >> Ahh... but let me propose that you send them an email   
   >> instead! Then you always include a "happy smiley" and   
   >> surely they will melt and give you the best of service! ;)   
   >   
   > Murphy's Law guarantees their email reader would mangle   
   > it in a way that led to my immediate apprehension.   
      
   Remember! The government is here to help you! Not make your life more   
   difficult. ;)   
      
   >> Never say never! If you eat your vegetables and walk your   
   >> dog every day I'm sure you'll last til 100! =)   
   >   
   > Given how I feel at 63, I can't imagine 80 without a   
   > fentanyl drip mixed just a molecule shy of termination.   
      
   Oh well... take you daily fentanyl and you'll see 100! ;) I saw a   
   documentary where a part of how productive and enjoyable your old age is,   
   is based on your psychological view of yourself. If you view yourself,   
   metnally, as young and full of life, it will improve your daily life, and   
   hte old people in that research who did not, suffered more ills.   
      
   The power of the mind, you know!   
      
   Also sleep 8 hours, eat healthy (remember your fentanyl!) and exercise,   
   you're good to go!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)