From: nospam@example.net   
      
   On Sun, 5 May 2024, oldernow wrote:   
      
   > On 2024-05-05, D  wrote:   
   >   
   >>> Oh, the dreams I have for activities best accomplished   
   >>> when terminally ill to avoid consequences!   
   >>   
   >> Oh that situation has endless possibilities! As an old   
   >> person you can take certain liberties you cannot as someone   
   >> of working age.   
   >   
   > I think about that every time I'm, for example, in the   
   > right of two lanes on the road that go the same direction,   
      
   No, no, no... always the left... always the left...   
      
   > and someone behind me somehow thinks the better driving   
   > strategy is to increase my stress by driving as close   
   > behind me as possible instead of simply passing me and   
      
   Without honking the horn and flashing the lights? That's just rude! I   
   always flash the lights and lean on the horn when I see that the driver is   
   old! ;)   
      
   > moving on - again, not in an opposing traffic lane, but   
   > in a lane going the same way.   
      
   That reminds me... once there was a swiss standup comedian at a corporate   
   party in switzerland and he was talking about people aggressively   
   overtaking him. He finished the show by handing out clown noses to   
   everyone asking us to store them in our cars and putting them on and   
   waving to people overtaking us in the future.   
      
   Perhaps that could be a solution to you as well?   
      
   >> Remember! The government is here to help you! Not make   
   >> your life more difficult. ;)   
   >   
   > Keep reminding me! I'm sure the seeing of that light is   
   > right around the corner!   
      
   Amen!   
      
   Or as Hank Williams (almost) said... You'll see the light!   
      
   >> Oh well... take you daily fentanyl and you'll see 100! ;)   
   >> I saw a documentary where a part of how productive and   
   >> enjoyable your old age is, is based on your psychological   
   >> view of yourself. If you view yourself, metnally, as   
   >> young and full of life, it will improve your daily life,   
   >> and hte old people in that research who did not, suffered   
   >> more ills.   
   >>   
   >> The power of the mind, you know!   
   >   
   > Why are you giving these nuggets away for free instead of   
   > putting them in The Book? ;-)   
      
   Come one... it's just one of my hobbies. ;) And you won't know if they are   
   truly nuggets until you try. Or rather... you won't know what the nugget   
   is made of, to be more specific.   
      
   >> Also sleep 8 hours, eat healthy (remember your   
   >> fentanyl!) and exercise, you're good to go!   
   >   
   > And again!   
      
   There you go! ;)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)