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   Lars Poulsen to nospam@example.net   
   Re: On the indignity of flying.   
   12 Jan 25 14:47:53   
   
   XPost: comp.os.linux.misc   
   From: lars@cleo.beagle-ears.com   
      
   On 2025-01-11, D  wrote:   
   > As regular readers of my posts know, I had the unpleasant opportunity   
   > to fly with ryanair, back to my refuge from the wokeness of western   
   > europe.   
      
   RyanAir is truly one of the world's worst airlines. With Spirit Air in   
   the US doing their best to emulate them.   
      
   As a libertarian, you should hate them even more, because they do their   
   very best to milk government subsidies; they like to fly in and out of   
   tiny regional airports attracted there by regional development agencies   
   that want to bost that they village airport has international airline   
   service.   
      
   > There was one saving grace... a very beautiful female flight attendant who   
   > let me sit next to my wife, so she could decrease my suffering. Before   
   > landing she shooed me away so as not to affect the balance of the 737   
   > (BS!) and I said that of course I have to take my bag and coat so as not   
   > to "affect the balance" or else I would be afraid of the plane crashing.   
   >   
   > To my great surprise she smiled at my joke, and said, "well, I don't think   
   > it would be that serious".   
      
   I suspect the weight of your body is more that the weight of you bag and   
   coat, so there may have been some rational thought in her answer, too.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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