XPost: talk.politics.misc, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh   
   From: chine.bleu@yahoo.com   
      
   Gronk wrote:   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> Jesus went back, was never considered an Egyptian, and certainly   
   >>>>>> didn't   
   >>>>>> live off crime and welfare while in Egypt.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Where is that documented?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> The New Testament. Jesus went back as told in Matthew 2:19-23.   
   >>>   
   >>> That says something about living off crime and welfare?   
   >>   
   >> Go away, sodomite.   
   >   
   > Can't answer the question?   
      
   As expected, the gospels differ on Jesus's birth and infancy. But while   
   hiding out in Egypt, Jesus lived off Mary's tits. After he cut his   
   molars, he shared with whatever Mary and Joseph ate.   
      
   I assume Joseph continued carpentry in Egypt. When Jesus was old enough   
   in Egypt or Galilee, he helped Joseph and learned the craft.   
      
   >>>>>> Atheist sodomites like you don't get to tell us who is and isn't   
   Christian.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Is the FELONdent a christian?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Yes.   
   >>>   
   >>> Mammon is christian - who knew...   
   >>   
   >> Go away, sodomite.   
   >   
   > You're the one who thinks Mammon is christian...   
      
   Strictly speaking Jesus did not Mammon worship was anti-christian. He   
   said it would lead to divided loyality. He did not preach about church   
   membership so much as explaining what would honour the divine as well as   
   lead to richer life.   
      
   It does not matter whether idjt calls himself a christian. What it is is   
   he shows more and more obviously his greed has made his life small and   
   pathetic.   
      
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