XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, talk.politics.misc   
   From: invalide@invalid.invalid   
      
   pothead wrote:   
   > On 2026-01-05, Chris Ahlstrom  wrote:   
   >> Two American men were in a federal prison.   
   >>   
   >> One guy asks the other "How long are you in here for?"   
   >>   
   >> The other says "3 years. How about you?"   
   >>   
   >> "15 years."   
   >>   
   >> "15 years!!! What the heck for?"   
   >>   
   >> "I said President Trump has dementia."   
   >>   
   >> "Huh? The standard prison sentence for demeaning the President is   
   >> only 5 years!"   
   >>   
   >> "Yes, but they tacked on 10 more years for revealing classified   
   >> information."   
   >>   
   > Advice:  You are not funny even in the slightest.   
   > Stop attempting to talk ghetto. You fail.   
   > Stop plonking everyone you disagree with because you look weak.   
   > Cut the geek crap because you look like a super nerd.   
   >   
   > Got it?   
      
   Soviet era jokes are great. You're just sensitive   
   because they unsurprisingly appropiate for today...   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)